April 23rd, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Somewhere out there in the ErosBlog readership, there’s bound to be somebody for whom this naked, abundantly-facial-haired man on a white horse is the ultimate fantasy image. Whoever you are, this picture’s for you:
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April 22nd, 2008 -- by Bacchus
I never was up on the whole Monica Lewinsky / scarlet woman / terrible hussy bandwagon, and I never thought too highly of all the jokes at her expense that had punchlines translating to “Beavis, you said blowjob, heh heh”. But I do think she was, righteously, a somewhat comic figure, for choosing to fool around with the one married man in America whose indiscretions had ZERO chance of remaining private. Girl, what were you thinking? For that reason, I always enjoyed the jokes at her expense that didn’t unduly demonize her or call her a slut just because her philandering boyfriend was as famous as it gets. This cartoon made me laugh when it fell into my email:
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April 21st, 2008 -- by Bacchus
What, has it really been three whole weeks since I posted something from my Usenet files? Why, I believe it has:
For the curious, here’s what the image looked like when I found it:
More artifact than image, really, in its found-in-the-wild form.
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April 20th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
This one goes out to all you ladies out there who’ve ever put on a set of kitty ears and meowed suggestively at someone. Astonishing fetish artist Michael Manning posted … well, words fail, you’d better just go see it.
As he describes it:
It was inspired by an Arabian Nights-style story fragment courtesy of fetish model and neo-Scheharazade Zille Defeu. If I remember correctly, it was about a female thief, disguised as a boy, who sneaks into the palace of a local sultan and is (of course) caught red-handed. When the sultan discovers her true gender, he decides to punish her by turning her over to his extremely horny pet tiger, with predictable results…
April 19th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a first for ErosBlog, only a few years behind the times: an embedded flash movie, hosted on my own server so it won’t go away.
One of the big reasons I don’t usually embed YouTube videos and the like is that they have a terrible habit of not being there a year later. Link rot is bad enough, but blog posts with nothing to see are far far worse; we hates them, our precious, yesssss we does.
The occasion for this blessed event is the sharing of a stag video, said (as discussed in this post) by some to feature Marilyn Monroe. I’m quite skeptical, but not 100% convinced either way. No matter; old stag films are so much fun (did dildos really used to come packaged in boxes?) that it’s a worthy use of bandwidth anyway.
Maryilyn.flv
Thanks to commenter BJ for finding the movie for us.
April 18th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
I’m never sure when this sort of story might be a hangover from the first of April, but whatever — it’s a cool image and you might soon see it proudly displayed at a ski shop near you. Yup, it’s Playboy Bunny snowboard time:
From here, link via Jezebel.
April 17th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Folk erotic art from the battlefield is hardly unheard of — remember nose art on bombers? Here’s a sample from an even more unlikely place to find beauty, namely, the latrines at Ali Al Salem Air Base, near Kuwait City:
In the best tradition of comic folk erotica, our latrine siren is ready and willing; the speech bubble appears to say “any hole”.
From The Walrus.
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