In case you ever wanted to see someone manually stimulate a root vegetable:

And then there’s after:

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If you ever needed to lure The Nymph into an abandoned alley for some nefarious purpose, this would be the perfect way to go about it:

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More lurid cover art, hilariously phallic in this case:

And, yes, it’s OK to enjoy this sort of artwork without having “a problem” that you need to “do something about”. Shouldn’t have to be said, but apparently it does.

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Science fiction author and blogger John Scalzi, on celebrity, his relative lack of it, and why he’s cool with that:

True, this means I miss out on groupies, but I suspect after the first several hundred they lose their luster as well. I could be wrong. I might be willing to find out. Let me clear that with the wife and get back to you on it.

You know what Red says on the Red Green Show: “If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”

Well, if you’re a handyman with a toolbox full of fine brand name made-in-America tools (or even cheap Chinese knock-offs of same) you might enjoy Kaya’s graphic photos of something fun to do with a pair of Vise-Grip Locking C-Clamp pliers.

I have a boundless appreciation for the lurid cover art from the old detective and adventure magazines:

This grabbed girl is from the cover of an old Private Detective magazine, from Faustling’s photos on Flickr.

I’m afraid Kelly Brook is another one of these celebrity names that I’ve never even heard before. But I do approve of topless beaches and pretty girls who frequent them, and I’ve got just enough voyeur in me to enjoy the grainy quality of a good long telephoto shot. And that’s enough reason to publish this picture of Kelly Brook sunbathing with no top on in St. Barts, one of many such photos found on The Superficial:

[Update: Photos vanished from the original links when they broke, but a working backup link is here.]