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December 4th, 2007 -- by Bacchus

Cock Sucking? In Major League Baseball?

In 1898, no less?

You betcha:

bad language in professional baseball

It’s real: “the most offensive official Major League baseball document that we have ever seen.”

Let’s enumerate for the folks reading this via RSS:

  • You cock-sucking son of a bitch!
  • You prick-eating bastard!
  • You cunt-lapping dog!
  • Kiss my ass, you son of a bitch!
  • A dog must have fucked your mother when she made you!
  • I fucked your mother, your sister, your wife!
  • I’ll make you suck my ass!
  • You cock-sucker!

Link via Boing Boing.

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December 3rd, 2007 -- by Bacchus

Fine Up Against A Wall

This quote is widely attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt:

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: “No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”

Via Kinkerbelle.

 
December 3rd, 2007 -- by Bacchus

Kinky Tabloid Stories About Britney Spears

ErosBlog is late, as usual, with the kinky celebrity sex news. But it doesn’t matter, because there’s no particular reason to actually believe these sorts of tabloid accounts:

Britney Spears’ Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated “Fantasy Room” filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe.

The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an “insider” who stumbled into the den of sin.

“She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit,” claims the mole.

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December 3rd, 2007 -- by Bacchus

Sticky Face

Although I’m not a huge erotic manga fan (the visual style tends to be too busy or explosive for me) I do find some of the individual panels to be quite striking:

manga blowjob and facial

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December 1st, 2007 -- by Bacchus

Sexually Suggestive Gesture, Redux

Remember my post about the finger V with licking guesture? Well, apropos of nothing, here’s an animated .gif of it that I stumbled across:

licking gesture

 
November 30th, 2007 -- by Bacchus

Punished Wife

Here’s a bit of artwork that looks like it might once have graced the cover of a BDSM strokebook. It came to me with the filename “Punished Wife”:

wife punished

From Usenet.

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November 29th, 2007 -- by Bacchus

Wonder Women

How to choose, how to choose?

five women in Wonder Woman outfits

Or maybe: pray they haven’t all come for you at once. The one on the left looks pissed…

Via Alex Mizell.

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