December 7th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Hint Of Bondage
I love the way this vintage salon almost-nude picture hints at bondage without quite daring to actually have or show any:
Via Eye Candy Blog by way of Bondage Blog.
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December 5th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Box Of Orgasms For Christmas?
The Christmas Shopping Season is upon us, and I’ve begun to realize it’s time and past time to make my online shopping orders. The Nymph having an automatic “it’s pink? squeeee!” reaction that impairs her saving throws against my evil plans, I surfed over to The Twisted Monk to see if the long-awaited pink bondage rope ever made it into his permanent inventory. (Answer: yes. My evil plan is complete, muah ha ha!)
However much fun we might have with the Monk’s custom ropes (and you’ve got to love a bondage rope merchant who includes a free pair of emergency shears with every order) I have to admit that a shortage of bondage ropes (or any other sex toy goodies, for that matter) is not the biggest problem at Casa Bacchus. No, the biggest problem is that sex toys come rattling out from under the couch when a guest sits down on it, or there’s a leather paddle that came in the review mail sitting on the coffee table when somebody’s aunt shows up unannounced. In a word, I can never have enough discrete toyboxes, toy bags, and the like. Plus, I love wooden boxes, and old-fashioned containers of all kinds. (Sometimes I’m tempted to start a distillery, just so I can have all those lovely oak barrels.) So, naturally enough, the Twisted Monk 2007 Holiday Gift Box caught my eye. It’s a pine box with a lid (semi-discreet, in that it’s branded with the Twisted Monk bondage logo) that comes with a rope kit and a DVD of Monk’s instructional bondage videos. Monk calls them “boxes of potential orgasms”, especially after his customers started writing in and ordering other merchandise (bondage books, naughty undies) to be included in the gift boxes before shipping.
What, you think that sounds like good service? That’s nothing, nothing I tell you! You should read about the customer who wanted the Twisted Monk Boyshorts, but only if Monk would “maybe step on the panties” with his “sexy boots”. Result: one sexy (because the customer is always right) boot print:
And to think, I was just looking for a pretty bit of rope!
December 4th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Cock Sucking? In Major League Baseball?
In 1898, no less?
You betcha:
It’s real: “the most offensive official Major League baseball document that we have ever seen.”
Let’s enumerate for the folks reading this via RSS:
- You cock-sucking son of a bitch!
- You prick-eating bastard!
- You cunt-lapping dog!
- Kiss my ass, you son of a bitch!
- A dog must have fucked your mother when she made you!
- I fucked your mother, your sister, your wife!
- I’ll make you suck my ass!
- You cock-sucker!
Link via Boing Boing.
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December 3rd, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Fine Up Against A Wall
This quote is widely attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt:
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: “No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”
Via Kinkerbelle.
December 3rd, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Kinky Tabloid Stories About Britney Spears
ErosBlog is late, as usual, with the kinky celebrity sex news. But it doesn’t matter, because there’s no particular reason to actually believe these sorts of tabloid accounts:
Britney Spears’ Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated “Fantasy Room” filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe.
The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an “insider” who stumbled into the den of sin.
“She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit,” claims the mole.
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December 3rd, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Sticky Face
Although I’m not a huge erotic manga fan (the visual style tends to be too busy or explosive for me) I do find some of the individual panels to be quite striking:
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December 1st, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Sexually Suggestive Gesture, Redux
Remember my post about the finger V with licking guesture? Well, apropos of nothing, here’s an animated .gif of it that I stumbled across:
