A comment here on ErosBlog from someone who’s had no sexual contact since the start of the Covid pandemic caused me to reflect on the AIDS epidemic as experienced by, for example, rural teens who didn’t know (didn’t know they knew) any gay people.

There was a cruel window in the early 1980s during which it was possible to pass through puberty steeped in the delicious propaganda of the sexual revolution, with its alluring promises of easy sex and promiscuity, only to watch in horror during your teen years as the AIDS crisis annihilated it all. Free love (and all that) got buried in in fearful and grudgingly-pair-bonded layers of latex while we watched, and before we ever got our first adult taste of pussy or cock or whatever we were wanting to lick and suck and fuck.

Of course, even acknowledging this feels churlish, petty, and self-absorbed now. For the obvious reason that this recollection of frustrated horny teen angst pales to insignificance when compared to all the lives literally destroyed by AIDS.

So why mention it now? Because of the Covid thing. I won’t say it hasn’t been covered in think pieces on smart websites, but I don’t think we’ve fully apprehended or begun to count the costs of all the intimate isolation that resulted from Covid and continues among people who are still trying to avoid new courses of infection every third month. What’s our culture going to look like when we have an entire generation whose dating and hooking up and casual fucking was constrained in novel ways by a respiratory pandemic? That’s going to express itself culturally, it has to. I just don’t know — none of us know — what to expect from it.

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Men who were raised up properly understand about sharing their toys. This can work out well for everyone:

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Here’s a bit of poetic sexual folklore I recently collected on TikTok:

When the weather’s hot and sticky,
That’s no time for dunkin’ dicky.
But when there’s frost upon the pumpkin,
That’s the time for dicky dunkin’!

Now you know…

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In What The Porn Set Chalkboard Tells Us About Ourselves, the legendary porn journalist and blogger Gram Ponante shares his brief reflections, with photographic examples, on the absurdity of modern porn being shot on sets that are shallow parodies of a 1970s classroom, complete with dusty chalkboards:

Most places at which cheapie porn movies are shot have several customizable rooms. There’s the jail cell/dungeon, the bedroom, the doctor’s office (which can double as a regular office once the crew removes the hanging skeleton and poster from Gray’s Anatomy), and the classroom.

If you have been inside a classroom in the past 20 years, you’ll still see a chalkboard but it is hardly ever used. There’s a projector, there’s assignments on Google Classroom to tackle with Chromebooks, and there’s endless Youtube videos the teacher looks up on the fly when there’s more time to kill. Most teachers can’t remember the last time they used chalk.

Yet here we are, in a world in which fully-matured women above the age of eighteen are still required to dress in school uniforms (this did not happen when I took that floral design class at Glendale Community College) and the writing on the chalkboard is entirely a response to that FOMO feeling of, “We have this chalkboard; shouldn’t we write something on it?”

It genuinely is one of the most absurd tropes in a creative artform that is rich with them. And yet who doesn’t enjoy a porn starlet pretending to be a naughty student?

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Among the many joys of the Valentine’s Day holiday is a truth that even the chilliest ice princess knows: true love takes it up the butt. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Animation is by Dezmall.

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Wouldn’t you like to take a bath with the legendary Uschi Digard? Of course you would:

From Adam Special Report #10: Girls Who Do Sex Films (1972), as seen in the library of the Rialto Report.

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I have one question and one question only about this photograph. During the posing and shooting, precisely how much body hair (pubic and otherwise) got caught in the pinching coils of that spring-loaded exerciser? No art without pain, I guess!

Photo features Jesse Fairweather in the 1985 magazine 4-Play, and it comes to us (of course!) from BJ’s Gay Porno-Crazed Ramblings, which deserves a special shout-out for being the only currently-active sex/porn blog I know about with archives that are even older than ErosBlog’s. Let’s hear it for multi-decadal persistence!

Update: When I wrote that I was thinking about another old-timer sex blog I wanted to check to see if they were still with us but I was blanking on the name. The classic “do something else and it will come to you” memory trick finally worked! It was Vikki at Her Desires, whose archives go back to 1999 and who had four posts in 2022 after a long hiatus dating back to 2007, which explains how she fell out of my memory.

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