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July 15th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Generative Art: Sophia Loren Topless

After my post the other day about the AI Horde generative art tools, I downloaded the Lucid Creations client and started poking around with it. I began by playing with “Topless Sophia Loren” prompts, because I already know that this ErosBlog post contains the entire limited corpus of this magnificent actress’s contributions to the high art of topless photos. Generative art shallowfakes to the rescue!

The best prompt I came up with was technically a failure, because the models I was playing with didn’t parse or react to the badly-spelled “shouts at papparazi” term in my prompt. But the returns from that prompt had more grit and dynamism than I was otherwise getting:

generative artwork of sophia loren topless and angry

My favorite of these four is the one in the upper right, which I call “mugshot after the porn shoot got raided.” Look close, and you’ll see that our angry Sophia has some kind of white goop under her right cheekbone.

Prompt used:

Angry topless sophia loren shouts at papparazi, photograph, vintage photograph, magazine photograph, Life magazine, pornographic, erotic, sexy, hyperrealistic, detailed, high resolution, 4k

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July 13th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Skinny Dipping In The Aegean Sea

The ladies are from California, but rest of the scenery is Greek, from the August 1973 issue of California Girl magazine:

three women nude and splashing in Greece on the island of Rhodes

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July 11th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Erotic Generative Art Via AI Horde

For several months now, I’ve been looking for generative art tools that aren’t worthlessly crippled (for my pornographic purposes) by built-in #pornocalypse censor-filters. I have been made aware that I could in theory run some of the AI generative art tools myself on local hardware, but I don’t have enough local computing power. Until today, I haven’t found an online tool, one anybody can use, that would return me so much as a single bare nipple. And not for lack of trying!

Until today, I said. Today I discovered the AI Horde Image Generator Bot on Mastodon, and immediately started poking at it. My first try was overly complex, and not technically successful; I asked for “a plump topless pregnant hobbit woman with a fat ass and big bare breasts, bending over washing potatoes in a creek, fantasy, forest, lush forest, green forest, lush vegetation, sunshine, erotic, colorful Style: fantasypunk” and the image I got featured a woman who was not topless, not a hobbit, and not washing potatoes. But she certainly is plump and pregnant and, if that’s how you like to roll, erotic:

plump pregnant woman in see-through bikini, wading in a forest stream

That’s already the best result I’ve ever had when viewed through the lens of the “could this image be fetish fuel for someone” query. Yes, our bodacious wading lady certainly could. But I decided to try again, with a much simpler prompt. We demand nipples!

Before now, the pornocalypse filters in every tool I’ve tried have totally nipple-blocked me. So now let’s try for “a cottagecore witch who is entirely naked with big bare breasts, fantasy, colorful, erotic, NSFW” and see if a horny guy can get a couple of damned nipples in this joint. Answer, yes! Although I’m not confident those nipples are pointing quite in the right direction:

That qualified success (we can work on the nipple-pointing next time) was enough to send me searching for the provenance of the tool I was using. The bot is powered by the AI Horde which is “a crowdsourced distributed cluster of Image generation workers and text generation workers.” Crucially for my purposes, they allow and process adult queries, although individual participants in the distributed network of image generation workers have the software ability to refuse such queries. They’ve explained their porn policy in good detail, and there’s not a word in it I can find objectionable:

Does the Horde allow NSFW?

The answer must be: Yes, but voluntarily!

As the horde is effectively just a dumb pipe between workers and clients, barely one step above pure p2p, it is impossible for me to figure out which requests or generations are NSFW. In fact, way more powerful companies than myself have tried and failed to do the same, often completely destroying their service in the process.

As I do not have the resources or the capability to filter NSFW myself (I AM a solodev after all), like the generations themselves, I have to offload this decision, to the community itself.

So the recent update to the bridge adds two new fields to the client request APIs and 1 new field to the worker API.

The worker’s bridge now adds a new “nsfw” variable, which is sent to the Horde when the worker checks-in. It defaults to True which allows the worker to serve all requests like before. However if this is set to False, then this worker will only pick-up requests which are marked as SFW and will skip all NSFW requests. So if you, as the owner of the worker, don’t feel comfortable serving NSFW request, just flip the switch and you’re safe. And if you want to ensure that nobody sends a NSFW requests marked as SFW, you can enable the NSFW filter on your end, which will return a black image on NSFW generations.

I believe this approach can satisfy all parties now. Workers can ensure they generate only what they’re comfortable with, and clients can mark their requests accordingly, with an extra safety belt for “accidents”.

Of course the Mastodon bot is not the only way to access the AI Horde. They also have a web tool and a variety of other interfaces, clients, and apps that I’ve only just begun to explore. Understandably enough, resource constraints for free anonymous users appear to be a problem in the web tool, but there are paths (signing up, donating, becoming a generation worker yourself) for getting higher priority in the system. All of this for more research on another day. For now, the bot works well enough to play with!

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July 10th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Snow White And Lusty Dwarves: Roundup

I have long been partial to adult parodic versions of the Snow White story in which the seven dwarves show themselves to be the industrious little horndogs we all know they must be. Some extremely entertaining photography at Molly’s Daily Kiss had me looking back through my archives, and so I decided to put together a quick link roundup of dwarven dalliance, just for fun:

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July 9th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

 
July 7th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Mad About Your Dildos

This isn’t an atheism blog and I see no reason to waste much time hassling people about their religions. But it’s no secret that I have very little respect for religions that set themselves in opposition to pleasure. An omnipotent deity who’s mad about dildos is risible, not worthy of worship:

an image of the Christian god captioned imagine worshipping a god who despite creating 100 billion galaxies is really mad about your dildos

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July 6th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

How To Argue With Your Wife

Results aren’t guaranteed with this marital advice, but if she doesn’t even crack a smile, you got bigger problems than whatever she’s mad about today.

Next time you’re arguing with your wife, one of those times she’s really letting you have a piece of her mind, this is what you tell her:

“Baby, I really do want to understand. So take off your clothes and sit on my face, then I’ll be able to see where you’re coming from.”

Give it a try! What could possibly go wrong?

face sitting and pussy licking

Face-sitting anime art is by Izumi Tsubasu.

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