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July 15th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Hair Pulling Blowjob

Here’s a 70s sex cartoon by Bill Ward that features fab fashion and a good old-fashioned caveman-style blowjob, complete with our sensitive hero demonstrating his good hair grip technique:

submissive blowjob cartoon by bill ward

Is that a medallion nestled in his chest hair?

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July 13th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Female Moon

The reason Erosblog doesn’t cover more mooning stories is that available photography usually features normal guys with semi-hairy butts — not a particular erotic trigger for your humble reporter, nor indeed, so far as I know, for any appreciable and identifiable fraction of the blog readership. However, I must admit that the Moon Amtrak website features one nice side view of a well-turned female bottom:

better than usual mooning photography

Thanks to Functional Ambivalent for the link.

 
July 13th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Mass Mooning By Female Prisoners

Via Boing Boing comes a modern work of art commemorating a historical incident in which female transportee prisoners conducted a mass mooning of a prison official:

female prisoners in Tasmania mooning a prison official and slapping their naked butts

As the story goes:

“…on a sudden the three hundred women turned right round and at one impulse pulled up their clothes shewing their naked posteriors which they simultaneously smacked with their hands making a loud and not very musical noise.”

 
July 12th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Every Woman Loves A Ridgid Tool

As every man in the mechanical trades knows, the best pinups have always been distributed as advertising posters and calendars for display in such traditionally male territory as auto shops, hardware distributorships, and mechanical supply houses of every description. Here’s a small sample from a large collection of stunning advertising pinups by the famous George Petty, all celebrating the famous Ridgid brand of tools:

George Petty Ridgid Tool pinup

 
July 10th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Marital Spanking, Comic Book Style

I got distracted today by technical issues, so I’m going to just blatantly steal a spanking comic from Spanking Blog to put some color at the top of the page:

comic book spanking -- man spanks his wife

“Don’t you dare stop” is what I think she’s really saying.

 
July 10th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Apologies For The Recent Outages

Very sorry if you’ve come to Erosblog recently and been unable to load pages. One of the bells-and-whistles plugins that came with the new WordPress software (the referral tracker that listed recent searches and such) was apparently generating huge out-of-control runaway database queries that were bringing my server to a screeching, metal-rending halt.

For now, we’ve had the offending plugin taken out and shot. It provided a nifty new feature, but nifty gets old quick when the blog won’t load.

Hopefully, we’re now back to the regular uninterrupted service you’re used to. My fingers and toes are crossed (makes typing interesting.)

 
July 9th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Stealth Unbuttoning, No Sex

Wegglywoo is not sure she’s happy about this, but I think it’s kinda cute:

when i woke up in the morning, all the buttons were undone.

that was funny, i thought. i’m sure i buttoned those up last night.

the next night, the same thing. i securely buttoned myseln up, and woke up in the morning unbuttoned.

the third night, callan got clumsy, and woke me up as he was unbuttoning me.

i pretended to be asleep still.

his hands moved slowly over the fabric, like warm spiders. he took an age to undo each of the buttons, timing his movements to coincide with my (faked) sleep-breathing, so as not to wake me.

once he had all the buttons undone, he snuggled more deeply into me and went to sleep.

 
 
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