A while back I wrote about a blowjobs-for-errands sexual bargain. Now it’s blowjobs-for-foot-rubs:

I’ve had the following agreement with every boyfriend I’ve had:

Foot rubs for blow jobs.

Am I alone in this?

It’s funny that it’s not blow jobs for muff diving, but it’s not.

I guess for me the height of pleasure receiving is a foot rub.

Here’s a 70s sex cartoon by Bill Ward that features fab fashion and a good old-fashioned caveman-style blowjob, complete with our sensitive hero demonstrating his good hair grip technique:

Is that a medallion nestled in his chest hair?

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• A Deeper Examination
• Remote Control Blowjob?
• Hair Pulling Fetish
• Saturday Sex Picture: Hair-Pulling Sex

The reason Erosblog doesn’t cover more mooning stories is that available photography usually features normal guys with semi-hairy butts — not a particular erotic trigger for your humble reporter, nor indeed, so far as I know, for any appreciable and identifiable fraction of the blog readership. However, I must admit that the Moon Amtrak website features one nice side view of a well-turned female bottom:

Thanks to Functional Ambivalent for the link.

Via Boing Boing comes a modern work of art commemorating a historical incident in which female transportee prisoners conducted a mass mooning of a prison official:

As the story goes:

“…on a sudden the three hundred women turned right round and at one impulse pulled up their clothes shewing their naked posteriors which they simultaneously smacked with their hands making a loud and not very musical noise.”

As every man in the mechanical trades knows, the best pinups have always been distributed as advertising posters and calendars for display in such traditionally male territory as auto shops, hardware distributorships, and mechanical supply houses of every description. Here’s a small sample from a large collection of stunning advertising pinups by the famous George Petty, all celebrating the famous Ridgid brand of tools:

I got distracted today by technical issues, so I’m going to just blatantly steal a spanking comic from Spanking Blog to put some color at the top of the page:

“Don’t you dare stop” is what I think she’s really saying.

Very sorry if you’ve come to Erosblog recently and been unable to load pages. One of the bells-and-whistles plugins that came with the new WordPress software (the referral tracker that listed recent searches and such) was apparently generating huge out-of-control runaway database queries that were bringing my server to a screeching, metal-rending halt.

For now, we’ve had the offending plugin taken out and shot. It provided a nifty new feature, but nifty gets old quick when the blog won’t load.

Hopefully, we’re now back to the regular uninterrupted service you’re used to. My fingers and toes are crossed (makes typing interesting.)