March 30th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
The least joyous thing I’ve seen today is a social media video under #CouplesHumor #MarriedHumor hashtags, where some dudebro husband tried to enact that riddle-meme of asking/answering the “what do deli sandwiches and sex workers have in common?” for spousal reaction. I’ve actually seen some funny ones, where the misogynistic “I wouldn’t need either one, if my wife was doing her fucking job!” punchline landed well and got a reaction of honest amusement from the wife in question. But in this one? Her look of incomprehension, that slowly dawned into severely hurt feelings, was just heartbreaking. Dude, NOOO. You fucked up. You failed to read the room. Don’t post that shit!
No, I’m not going to link it. Nobody needs to see that cruel shit.
March 24th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
This wonderful (Pom Wonderful!) cosplayer went all out:
More pictures on her Tumblr, where she explains:
My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive.
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March 22nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus
This blonde is doing a good job of taking in the entire dick. Her gag reflex, she has it mastered:
Animated clip is from a Brazzers video, but I don’t know which one.
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March 20th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Every single girl needs somebody to help scrub her back. That’s why it’s good to pick your flatmates with care:
Photo is from the June 1951 issue of Eyeful magazine.
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March 18th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
What did he do to piss her off? No matter, he’s not getting out of the cage until she stops being pissed anyway. Right now she’s chilly but has a hot beverage. He’s… just suffering. He better figure out how to make her happy again, because time is not on his side:
Thanks to Paltego and his people, we know this is Princess Amber at Brat Princess.
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March 16th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
What’s the point of having a puppy tail if you don’t make it wag for your owner?
From an old Tumbr.
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March 14th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
One never knows what someone else means by a thing (well, not without asking them, anyway) but my take on this lyrical utterance is that it’s describing two very different styles of submission to dominant femmes:
You want her to step on you.
I want her to lie back on soft satin sheets, relax her weary muscles, and let herself melt while I slowly, delicately pleasure her until she forgets that the world exists.
We are not the same.
I suppose I imagine (based on no data beyond my intuition) that getting stepped on is most often a commercial thrill delivered by a dominatrix-style sex worker. But: even the most stereotypical porn-inflected dominatrix also has a private sex life. If she finds herself a pleasure sub who can and will deliver tender acts of exquisite sexual service, why shouldn’t she grab that by the hair with both hands?
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