December 17th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Since we are currently enjoying the ErosBlog 20th-anniversary year, and because the 2022 Kink.com “Naughty and Nice” holiday sale just started, I thought it would be fun to look back at kinky Christmases past. It turns out that ErosBlog has featured Kink.com content during no fewer than eight previous festive-holiday seasons:
- In 2020 we got a “used, sticky, happy” blonde tied up under the Christmas tree with the other presents. But not until she enjoyed the Christmas Eve bondage gangbang that she had been wanting for years.
- In 2019, Santa done fucked up! He dropped down the wrong chimney and let himself get captured by a bored and lonely MILF-dominatrix. He ended up getting a merrier Christmas than he bargained for.
- Also in 2019, we found a very large gift-wrapped box under our tree. Inside? A stunning brunette, a buzzing Sybian, and a whole lot of orgasms.
- Also in 2019 (heck, that year was pretty much a kinky advent calendar) we got three anal-obsessed lesbians having a slumber party under the Christmas tree. Not much slumbering transpired. Fortunately, the elf on the shelf had a camera inside, so this holiday cheer got captured for us all.
- Back in 2012, we got a blonde with big tits and a Santa hat riding a Sybian for our libidinous entertainment. She reminded me of “Penny” from Big Bang Theory, but the actress on the orgasm machine was not actually Kaley Cuoco. Even Santa Claus has limits to his power.
- In 2010, the kinky Christmas festivities involved two dommes and three helpless himbos. It was an energetic celebration with more than one good hard holiday spanking!
- In 2009, we found out that Santa is a sadistic bastard. He keeps shackled slavegirls in his workshop to pack his toys and polish his knob and satisfy his every sexual whim. These whims, it turns out, are both numerous and inventive.
- In 2007, I shared a kinky porn shoot that featured the very thing that I wanted for Christmas. Surprisingly, the object of my desire was not the lovely lady chained to a blowjob post, although I never say “no” to opportunities such as those. Nope! The focus of my lust was the vintage antique ceramic-and-metal tractor sign on the dungeon wall. What can I say? The heart wants what it wants.
Merry kinky Christmas!
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December 16th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
This anonymous exposed beauty hiding her face behind her newspaper is said to be a rare explicit cabinet card produced in the USA in the late 19th century:
It was reproduced in the March 1977 issue of High Society magazine.
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December 14th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Do you ever get nostalgic for that proto-social-media era where the most sure-fire viral hit was some crude lewd four-frame .gif? Sure you do! And you probably remember our old friends Leia and Chewy taking a sex break:
As near as I can tell, this classic .gif dates in various versions all the way back to at least 2003 and I’m pretty sure it’s made using this photoshopped celebrity fake .jpg as its source material:
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December 12th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Here’s Sharon Tate having a girls-on-trampolines moment during the filming of Don’t Make Waves, as seen in the February 1967 issue of Adam magazine:
Sharon Tate, for those of you too young to remember the name, the actress, or the celebrity crime, was married to Roman Polanski and infamously murdered by the Manson Family cult in 1969.
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December 10th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
She bought this lacy corset and the white fishnet stockings for one reason only: to show them off to you in this anonymous motel room and let you take them off her (or not — they aren’t exactly in the way of anything) while you display suitable admiration for the wrapping and the present:
I don’t have a good source for this photo but it’s been circulating on various user-upload sites for most of the last decade.
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December 8th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Nobody who has ever had sex in one of those fourposter beds with the smooth round knobs hasn’t wondered how many times they’ve doubled as sex toys for ambitious fornicators. It does happen:
These gifs were posted on Twitter by SLB, here and here.
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December 6th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
The girls on trampolines trope is an erotic classic wherever we encounter it. Here’s an early exemplar from a vintage sleaze magazine:
The artwork illustrated some foolish wish-fulfillment casting-call comic fiction in the May 1969 issue of Cad magazine. The protagonist is actually a trampoline salesman, or at least a Beverly Hills playboy with delusions of advertising moguldom.
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