Sometimes Hot Action makes me snort my iced tea out my nostrils, with drollery like this:

A bunch of lube leaked all over the inside of my backpack. Awesome! Now everything I own can be inserted anywhere.

The realist in me knows that most “public nudity” photos floating around the internet in places like alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. voyeurism are commercially produced porn; no matter how hard the photographer tries to sell “I just snapped this shot of my girlfriend being playful on the way to Dennys”, I’m generally not buying. But every now and then the pornographer’s art creates a shot that invites belief. Something about this girl’s absolutely brilliant smile makes me want to believe that she’s (a) having the time of her life and (b) more interested in the photographer’s arousal than in his checkbook.

I’ve been seeing these references to some kind of internet funny thing, a musical machinima video of vast hilarity entitled “The Internet Is For Porn”. Bah, ho hum, who has time? And besides, I write a sex blog, I already knew that’s what the internet is for, how do you make funny out of a truism?

Then I saw it:

I can’t stop laughing.

Thanks to the commenters for letting me know the actual song comes from the comedic and theatrical musical Avenue Q.

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I’ve heard of tourists trying to torment the famously stone-faced guards at Buckingham Palace. This guy in the funny Germanic helmet is no Beefeater, but he’s obviously got a similar job description. OK, little minx, feel free to try and make his Heinrich pop up, but you don’t have to be so downright mean about it:

Remember my Dick’s Toe Shop fun? Last night as I was driving home, I found a sign that was even better. One of the letters in the store’s name is burned out, leaving it to read:

LIQUOR & WIN

If you don’t get it, try reading it out loud. :laugh:

News flash to all stations and ships at sea: I was just notified that the infamous Figging.com (the site that compiles everything you ever wanted to know about putting fresh peeled ginger root in your favorite sphincter for fun, but were afraid to ask) has been revised, revamped, reorganized, and reborn in a bloggish format. After months of inactivity, there are now many new articles collected from around the web. Gentlemen, sharpen your paring knives!

From Maryamie: Ten Reasons Why You Should Date a Geek. I’m not smart enough to be a geek, but I’ve got sporadic geek issues; enough to say, the world needs more women like this. From the article:

Not satisfied yet? Ok, I hear you. You are saying gadgets and toys are fun, but they won’t keep me warm in the middle of the night, if you know what I mean. Well, I didn’t think I would have to tell you this, but I guess you are going to make me spell it out for you. Here’s the deal, sweet and simple: Your geek will worship the ground you walk on. He’ll be so happy that a pretty girl like you paid attention to him that he’ll be at your feet. He’ll adore you as if you were his queen. In his arms, you’ll feel like you are at the top of the world. Believe me, I know what I am talking about.

Thanks to Halley for the link.