July 28th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Vintage Anal
Much as it pains me to label porn from the 1980s as “vintage”, this black-and-white anal closeup from the April 1983 issue of Sexus magazine surely qualifies:
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July 26th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
A Randomly Horny Moment In The Life
The setting is our house, where The Nymph has just returned from a mammogram appointment. Here’s the scene and dialog:
Her: {ripping off her shirt, preparing to don a different shirt}
Me: {watching intently through open doorways from two rooms away}
Her: “OMG, I forgot to take the marking tape strips off!” {starts peeling little strips of tape off her tits}
Me: “I just thought you were saving that job for me.”
Her: {still peeling} “You don’t want to do this job!”
Me: “If you think that, you’ve ENTIRELY lost track of what I want.”
Her: {inaudible muttering}
P.S. Before it was an ErosBlog post this was a so-called “Toot” on Mastodon. I think it indicates that a person is settling in well on a social media platform if they start typing shit over there and only later begin to ponder “why did I put that on social media instead of my own blog?”
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July 25th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Chloë Des Lysses’s Sticky Face
What, you thought we were done with Chloë? We’re never gonna be done with Chloë:
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July 23rd, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Bicycle, Bicycle, Bicycle (Naked)
We might certainly wish for better image quality, but I’ll always make room for even the grainiest photo of 11 topless bicycle riders with groovy 1970s hairstyles:
According to the Dutch-language caption in a 1978 issue of Chick magazine, these naked bicyclists were seen in negative in the video for the Queen song Bicycle:
In the TOP 50 etc. you can see a number of ladies cycling with naked breasts in the negative image of the video accompanying QUEEN’s song Bicycle. Nice of course, but below you can see those ladies positively, In CHICK of course.
Wikipedia adds context:
The song is notable for its video featuring a bicycle race with nude women at Wimbledon Stadium. The controversial video was edited or even banned in several countries.
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Filmed by Denis de Vallance, the promotional video featured 65 nude women, all professional models, bicycle racing at Wimbledon Greyhound Stadium, southwest London. The group rented the stadium and several dozen bicycles for one day for filming the scene; however, when the renting company became aware of the way their bikes were used, they requested that the group purchase all the bicycle seats. The original video used special effects to hide the nudity.
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July 21st, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Lesbianism Is The Answer
One of my readers has beseeched me (well, rather, offered the polite suggestion) that I not utterly neglect my gleanings from the lurid men’s magazines of the mid-20th century. And thus, from the cover of the December 1971 issue of True Men magazine, I bring you this hopeful headline:
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July 20th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Generative Art: Ripped Android Sexbot
I promised myself that I wouldn’t let my new generative porn hobby become a blogging obsession. Especially because, for the last few days, I’ve been exploring “alien sex toys” prompt spaces that, Rule 34 notwithstanding, aren’t even associated with any common fetish. It’s just a weird notion that’s been kicking around in my pervert-brain for years with no outlet, since I’ve never been a visual-arts creative. Thus, I honestly was planning to exercise restraint in the posting of this stuff.
That good resolution flew all the way out the window when the ghosts in my machine served us up this super-buff humanoid-pattern absolutely terrifying (but possibly in a good way) sexbot. Currently equipped with a robust penetrative attachment that may or may not be “for display purposes only”. Autonomy rating and sexual-aggression settings are probably available in the manual, but I don’t read Rigelian tradecopy, so… be extra polite, I guess?
I know it’s really old fashioned for a blogger to ask for feedback, but at some point I’m going to have to ask: is this generative art stuff an annoyance, just “meh”, or something y’all want to see on a continuing basis? I mean, I haven’t been posting quite daily, so there’s plenty of room for throwaway “art” posts in between the regular ones, but if it’s too weird and creepy, at some point I’ll need to trust my regular readers to tell me so.
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July 18th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Underwater Tryst
There’s only so much that a man in a pressure suit can accomplish with an amorously-inclined mermaid, but these two appear willing to push that erotic envelope as far as it will go:
What makes this comic illustration entertaining for me is its early date. In a 50s men’s magazine it would be almost unremarkable, but in the September 1926 issue of Frolic magazine? Amazing!
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