April 16th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
PG-Rated Goatse.cx
And how is that possible, you ask?
I hear you asking.
Or is that crickets?
Anyway:
Similar Sex Blogging:
The Sex Blog Of Record
April 16th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Pretty In A Corset
I like this corset photograph from Usenet:
Lovely curves, too!
Similar Sex Blogging:
April 15th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Happy Tax Day
Anyone in the unhappy situation of owing personal income taxes in the United States might appreciate today’s post on Bondage Blog. Poor taste alert: tax collectors are shown doing what they do best, using a compliant horse and (apparently) no lube.
April 15th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Death To Granny Panties
Tigereyes, who credits his wife with bringing some kink to their marriage, describes an unexpected side benefit (above and beyond the usual spankings and hotter sex):
I have to say one thing about the DD D/s lifestyle: it’s finally convinced my dear wife that she’s too young and hot to be wearing granny panties and granny gowns. [He’s right, she is. –Ed.] Ladies, I don’t care how old you are, please do not subject your husband to the libido-killing granny duo. For those of you unsure what I’m talking about, granny panties are the underwear that come up about 3 inches above the waist and granny gowns – the official sleepwear of the Puritan woman – have high necks, long sleeves, and cover the feet.
Now, my Carrie wears sporty, spunky, and cute sleepshorts and t-shirts. And when she comes downstairs wearing these and has her hair in pigtails, I know it’s time to get it on.
Now, to spread the word!
April 14th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Sucking A Rubber Dick
This is not the gay blowjob it appears to be:
That’s actually a realistic black cock-and-balls dildo on a fucking machine at Butt Machine Boys. The hooded man sucking it like it was full of tasty jam is Rhet Hengst.
Similar Sex Blogging:
April 14th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Tony Danza, Nude And Uncut
I don’t usually post nude celebrity pictures on ErosBlog, because there are so many photoshops and fakes, and because I don’t have a good eye for celebrities anyway. I don’t usually recognize even my favorite actors in a new show until I hear their voices. On top of that, I’ve got a readership that would argue at length whether the person in a random tourist snapshot is a man or a woman, based on no better evidence than the shape of a jawline. I can only imagine how many comments this post will accumulate from folks eager to share their opinion on the is-it-or-isn’t-it question. (Hint: Zero would be just fine. Nobody is conducting an opinion poll here.)
Anyway, The Nymph says it looks like Tony to her. And that’s good enough for me:
[This photo was removed in response to a request from Mr. Danza’s attorneys. The salient points in their letter are 1) that the photo is fake, and 2) that it “has caused and continues to cause him distress.” For which, my apologies.]
Similar Sex Blogging:
April 14th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Bad Sex Advice, Summarized
So I was looking at this random adult blog, trying to decide whether to do my usual link-and-quote. The blog itself was mostly a porn blog, with a list of affiliate links six times bigger than the blogroll, plus a lot of random porn pictures. Some of the articles were interesting, but many of them had a fakey “this-reads-like-it-was-written-by-a-man-even-though-the-author-name-is-female” feel. Then I got to an article which purported to be a how-to on the fine art of fingering a woman.
It looked promising. Started out strong, with several hints and tips I’ve used myself to good effect. Lots of advice on finding her G-spot and making it go all bumpy-happy. So far so good.
In the middle part, the advice got a bit questionable. Not the substance of it (obviously if she’s dry, you’d better stop rubbing like a madman, unless you are trying to give her a burn) but the tone. (Was it really necessary to call the reader a moron?)
And then I got to the punchline. After paragraphs and paragraphs of how-to material, the breezy warning (paraphrased): “Of course your lady won’t ever get an orgasm from this, but who cares? She’ll love it anyway.”
Gasp, sputter. She’s not supposed to come when I do that? I must have been going about it all wrong.
It must be true: them as can’t do, teach.
Similar Sex Blogging:
