This has got to be one of the best excuses ever for giving a girl a spanking. Let Librarygirl, the brat, tell it on herself:

I bought a couple of hermit crabs at the mall. They’re cute and I like them, but I don’t think they like me much. Oh well. So…you’re supposed to bathe them once a week….

It wouldn’t be fair not to make you read the whole thing.

I think the sport of tennis would be far more entertaining if this became the standard uniform:

Picture is from Pretty Tight porn links.

Today’s Friday Pussy Blog entry is from Hiromi of panties panties panties. Lovely job showing off her nice ass while keeping things centered on pussy-talk.

I’m a bit older than Hiromi and her comments hit home with me. I’m not aging gracefully either, but not in the good way she’s talking about. Mon Mouth’s post on reuniting with a teenage love reminded me that part of it is being alone, especially after the brief thing with R. I need to get back to that story…..but the next part is hard to tell.

Ahem…. Wonderful contribution to FPB, Hiromi! :)

Violet Blue, who used to write for Good Vibrations before they went all high school on her ass, has fired her day job. Good for you, Violet! Jobs aren’t fit for humans, anyway.

Woot! Bacchus caught ESC promising a post on backdoor lovin’, politely calls her on it, and the Chick comes through! And wow, does she come through, even though her mom is staying at her place this week (she blogs from work, natch). A small sampling:

What IS it with guys and anal, anyway? Is it a “no hole left behind” policy I am unaware of? Is it the forbidden nature of it all? What? Are the other holes just not as fun anymore? Boredom setting in…”oh…not pussy again!”

And further along:

All this requires intense concentration…concentration that is NOT helped by the person who is causing all this stress asking things like “you ok? does it feel good, baby? tell me it feels good!”

Whole, fab post here. Well worth reading. Thanks again, Evil Science Chick!

I’ve always fancied that ErosBlog should be a force for social good. Now here’s proof. Among its many and manifest positive social benefits, ErosBlog encourages evil science chicks to blog about anal sex. What’s not to like about that?

{drums fingers}

Evilsciencechick, we are waiting….

Yoni. Yoni. Yoni.

There. That’s better.