Time for another image…and I really like the smile on this woman’s face:

From the Bondage Blog.

Mistress Matisse and one of her henchmen (the one with all the rope) are having a contest. It’s not for everyone — oh no, Mister Frodo! — but it sounds like it will be fun to watch.

When I saw this report, I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Live Science reports that male monkeys pay to see female monkey bottoms.

But wait, it gets better. Guess what the Duke researchers want to do next? You guessed it:

Next, Platt and his colleagues want to see how people will perform in a similar experiment.

Uh, hello guys? You can come back to planet earth any time now…..

As Fark says, “Duke sucks.” (No, I don’t know why they post that with almost every mention of Duke.)

Okay, I’ve had enough of the Aphrodite and Bacchus pic war. It’s Nymph’s turn!

Actually, I wanted to show off one of the goodies I found at Eros Boutique so Bacchus will put it on my Valentine’s Day wish list. I *want* it!

Ewwwww, that spider picture totally squicks me! Thus, as a public service to everyone similarly afflicted, I push it farther downscreen with something much more appealing:

Whew! I don’t know what I’d do first, spank or lick that luscious bottom.

What? That’s not to your taste? Okay, then, how about this?

Sofia was found at the always-worth-a-visit Domai.com. The yummy man was found at naked-men.co.uk.

I don’t like looking at ambiguously-gendered asses any more than Aphrodite likes spider porn, so I have to bump her latest down the page with something. Why not some innocent food photography?

This reminds me of a scene from the notorious Japanese food movie Tampopo.

Say what you will, but this has got to tickle:

I’ve heard people say “Tarantulas make really good pets, you would be suprised.” Yes, I would — to put it mildly. May I persist in clinging to the hope that we are looking at a really good fake spider here?

Picture via alt. binaries. pictures. nude.