Is this a first here? — Me, a chick, saying, “Sorry it’s so small …” :hehe:

What I’m referring to is this nice shot of a variety of lovelies:

To see more pix — and full-size, too! — check out the Girl’s Camp page over at Unique Peek. Not all sexy stuff, but almost all worth a look.

Wow, folks in the online erotic world in the USA are sure down this morning (noticed I learned not to say “bummed”, so you dear Brit-English-speaking visitors won’t get all excited, then disappointed :) ), if my wanderings are representative of the community at large. So, speaking of “at large”, and because it’s obviously sorely needed, I present an amusing diversion:

Courtesy of Kurilka, a Russian site. Makes getting some of the ‘toons with text a bit chancy, but they’re still amusing for all those backward Rs.

This anecdote proves it. Hunter S. Thompson wrote a few days ago:

When young Bush was at Yale in the Sixties, he told the same joke over and over again for two years, according to some of his classmates. One of them still remembers it:

There was a young man named Green

Who invented a jack-off machine

On the twenty-third stroke

The damn thing broke

And churned his nuts into cream.

Ugh.

Thanks to Barlow for the link.

The Twisted Monk has an entertaining guide for ladies, on the complexities of arranging for two guys (at the same time) to fulfill her. He covers all the bases, from the difficulty of finding two guys willing to be that close to each other, to issues of tempo and angles of entry, to … did I mention the issue of finding two guys willing to have their cocks almost touching inside a woman? The Monk has it covered.

It was not-so-subtly pointed out to me yesterday that I’ve been featuring more of the “outie” flavor than the “innie” flavor. Well, duh! I like outies more than innies; and Bacchus invited me here in large part because of the success of National Penis Month and his disinterest in searching for penis pix on a regular basis.

But, the customer is always right (nevermind that y’all aren’t paying customers ;) ), so for all those who like the innie flavor better (or who just want a change of pace), I present:

Whew! Found over at the Sensual Liberation Army.

So The Nymph and I were driving along yet another secondary road, when a sign caught my eye: “The New Mexico Girls Ranch.”

Of course my mind fills immediately with inappropriate images. Herds of young ladies drifting through the sagebrush unencumbered by clothing, cowboys on horses, plenty of lariats and quirts to go around, that sort of thing. Sez me: “Gee, I wonder what a fellow has to do to get invited to the roundup?”

With a name like Da Goddess, y’all knew it was just a matter of time before I checked her out. Sure enough, when I did I discovered that she’s also a goddess of fine taste. To wit, her commentary on men’s heads:

Some of the sexiest men I know have very little hair, if they have hair at all.

Sing it, sister! Just as Bacchus expounds on many women’s discomfort with their varying smells, I simply don’t understand why so many men seem to think hair is sexier than bald. And all that crazy stuff some of them do to try to disguise the obvious … that’s even worse.

I dated a young, balding guy for awhile, and one of the sexiest things about him (in addition to his mostly-smooth top) was the self-confidence he displayed, in going against the Rogaine, hair-plug, hair-paint crowd that insinuates that a guy has to have hair to be sexy. He was hot!

Now maybe I can find a sexy shot of a bald guy to close the week on…meantime, you can go read Da Goddess’s mini-rant on men’s heads. Pretty site, too. :D