“J” from The Orgy indentifies a speculative link between buying a house and decreased blowjob frequency:

My friend J2 mentioned that, since he and his girlfriend have bought a house, he’s noticed a marked decrease in blowjobs received.

I half-expected him to pull out a flip-chart with a graph on it.

Given the increasing infrequency with which I receive oral sex, I can’t imagine what might happen if the wife and I buy a house of our own.

How about it, all you real estate magnates out there? Has this happened to you? And have you got a chart to prove it?

According to Radosh, who has audio to prove it, a very good modern answer on Jeopardy got rejected in favor of a deeply obsolete one:

Jeopardy champion Ken Jennings is robbed of $200 when Alex Trebek rejects his response to the clue, “This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.”

Jennings had said, “What is a ho?” The “right” answer: “What is a rake?”

Thanks to Eugene Volokh for the link.

You know those protests where PETA activists take off half their clothing, and then (usually) hide their resultant semi-nudity behind placards promoting the virtues of pleather made out of asparagus-flavored tofu? Or whatever; I suspect I’m not alone in getting distracted from the message by my attempts to find shots from a side or rear viewing angle. Assisting me in my voyeuristic efforts is this huge gallery of naked protest pictures. Trust Naked Protesters to have found the link.

It isn’t too early to be thinking about good costumes for Halloween. I’d like to see Ashcroft deal with a person dressed like this and wanting a trick:

Think of the orgy he could spawn!!

Found at The Sun Machine.

It’s been awhile since I’ve put up a good bit of cartoonish sex art. This 1970s-looking illustration has a rough sex “she’s in deeper than she expected, but still game” feel to it, reinforced by the construction-worker cad who can’t be bothered to remove his hard-hat:

Found this one on Usenet; I believe it’s by Alazar.

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• Bill Versus The Penguin
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Motorcycles are so much fun … I love the lusty engine sounds (except for Harleys, which all sound like they badly need tuneups to me), the maneuverability, the kick of the wind in my hair as we scream down twisty country roads …

And now they’ve been improved! Vibe-Rider is a cool-sounding little gizmo that goes on the passenger seat, and hitches to the engine. When the engine revs, the Vibe-Rider speeds up … and, well, you can figure out the rest, I’m sure. :laugh:

Here’s one picture of a satisfied customer from the site:

I guess someone will need to invent an absorbent leather seat next, as terrycloth would destroy the bad-boy look of bikes. :hehe:

Discovered via Daze Reader.

Okay, so I may be further on the “Venus” side of the Mars-Venus continuum than I previously thought. I found the web site Sssh!, and oh, is it yummy! Here’s a small sample — I love having my hair washed by my lover(s):

For you astute readers who noticed, yes, the parenthetical “s” up there is intentional. I don’t know if I just needed to bitch loudly enough, or what, but I met another guy with lots of potential. Triad dreams? It’s too early for that, but [begin Beach Boys impersonation] Wouldn’t it be nice…. [end Beach Boys impersonation].

I was part of a F-M-F triad before — not a formal marriage or anything, just a roommate situation that heated up into something really fun, that lasted a couple of years — and it was great until it blew up. M-F-M sounds like even more fun for me, and I’m sure game, but it’s waaaay too early to bring it up with either of “The Contenders” (as I’ve taken to thinking of the two hotties I’ve recently discovered).

For now, I’ll just hum that Beach Boys tune and hope for the best, with either or both of them. :D