Sorry it’s been so long since I posted — I’ll try to do better. Everything is good here, just the usual insanities of summertime.

You’ll never believe what I saw yesterday. Young lady with a sweet Playboy-Bunny-next-door face was wearing a short red plaid “schoolgirl” skirt (which she was young enough to wear in all innocence, had she been so inclined) with a pair of stereotypical hooker/dominatrix Hillary-Clinton-on-the-cover-of-Spy-Magazine black fishnet stockings. And a cute pink half-shirt that showed her belly button. You could hear the clashing symbolisms six blocks away.

Amazing.

Here’s a porn site that seems to do a better than usual job of showing sex that looks like real sex, with smiles and attractive-but-not-plastic bodies and backgrounds that aren’t obviously porn sets. I quite enjoyed this bit of backyard nookie, courtesy of Real Fucking Couples:

This is a scenario any humble citizen can place himself into. Just hangin’ with the wife in the backyard on a sunny day, when she smiles over real nice. One thing leads to another…

And so forth. A bit more honest than the over-produced stuff, and a lot hotter!

Note: Real Fucking Couples is defunct and no longer exists, but it was an early effort to go mainstream by the company that became Kink.com.

This Wired article discusses Sociolotron, an online roleplaying game (currently in beta) with mechanics that allow sex, bondage, even rape. The article talks a lot about the experience of players who are “raped” in game. It sounds to me like the engine is of broader interest, if only because it brings some of the social freedoms of ancient MUDs into the MMORPG world of today. Critically missing from the Wired article: screen shots.

Thanks to Daze for the link.

It always amuses me when I link to something and then all the other big blogs link to it weeks later.

There’s a certain irony to this, given the way Fox commentators tend to froth away about porn. Notice the balls and cock entering a pussy there in the middle of the screen, under the text that says “slut chat”?

But what’s really funny is, the producers blurred out her left nipple.

We’re running out of month, so it must be time for this:

Although uncut penises are just about as rare as real breasts in American porn, you have clamored and I have found one — by going overseas, of course. Coincidentally, several of you have reminded me of the National Penis Day recently celebrated in New Zealand. Naked Protesters has the pictures:

That’s a fellow named Alex Behan.