February 6th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
In a story that of course has nothing at all to do with the previous spectacle, comes the news out of Denver that there’s a class action lawsuit afoot against snake oil salesmen penis enlargement product sellers:
A California man on Thursday sued a slew of international companies, including a Greeley distributor, alleging the penis-enlargement products they market and distribute do not work.
The lawsuit, filed in U.S. District Court in Denver, seeks class-action status to represent an estimated 1 million people who ordered the products in response to advertisements on television, radio and spam e-mail.
“I was wondering for a long time why no one has gotten around to suing these penis-enlargement guys, because it seems like a pretty blatant … fraud,” said New York lawyer Brad Corsello, who filed the lawsuit on behalf of Californian Jeffery Horton.
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The lawsuit claims that oils and herbal supplements marketed by Leading Edge under the brand VigRx do not produce the promised permanent enlargement of the penis or cure for erectile dysfunction, among other things. The products cost an average of $110 apiece, according to the lawsuit.
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The California man paid $160 for an order of VigRx Oil after receiving an unsolicited e-mail touting the product, according to his declaration.
“I used the products, but the products had no effect whatsoever,” Horton wrote. “I now feel that I have been cheated out of my money by the sellers of the products. If possible, I would like to prevent the sellers of the products from cheating others as they have cheated me.”
No effect whatsoever? How could a product with a forceful-sounding name like “VigRx Oil” not be effective? Shocking!
Thanks to J. Orlin Grabbe for the link.
February 6th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Hmmm, apparently “historical” was a term I applied too quickly. Yahoo News reports:
Woman’s chastity belt set off airport security alarm
When a 40-year old British woman set off a metal detector alarm at Athens airport, bemused security staff found that it was caused by a chastity belt she was wearing.
“It happened a few days before Christmas. The metal detector went off and after a further check we found out she was wearing a chastity belt,” airport police official Dimitris Tzouvaras told AFP, confirming a report in the daily newspaper To Vima.
“The woman was allowed to fly on to London on the pilot’s responsibility,” Tzouvaras added Friday.
According to the press report, the woman told police officers her husband had forced her to put on the belt to make sure she had no extra-marital affair during a brief visit to Greece.
February 5th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
OK. This link gets a disclaimer, because it’s way more explicit than I’m in the habit of posting. I mean, like, WAY more. But it’s so unusual, I cannot resist. Proceed at your own risk.
What we got here is a gallery of very close-up shots of a… what’s the non-judgmental word I’m searching for? Ah. Capacious. Yes, this link [now broken and gone, sorry] ought to lead you to pictures of a wide open and very (VERY!) capacious pussy.
Let’s see if those FleshBot weenies have the cojones to pick up this link! (Just kidding, Jonno!)
Gentle reminder to commenters: Be nice. Or keep it to yourself.
February 3rd, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Well, I guess I’d be happy if the Navy banner went:
Sports fans, gotta love ’em!
February 3rd, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Hmmm, looking at the picture, a person has to wonder. Does Janet Jackson use one of these handy devices for keeping nipples popped up and ready for hanging hardware on?
“Easy to use: Pick your pump, slide your ring of choice on to pump applicator, squeeze the bulb to suck the nipple and slide the ring on.”
Sounds a little ouchie, but it oughta work!
February 2nd, 2004 -- by Bacchus
So I was reading this entertaining and erudite discussion of literary rejection slips and the joys of slushpile reading, when a fellow with experience reading the slushpile for an an erotic fiction publisher recalled coming over this appalling gem of bad dirty prose:
“Then he parted the twin nodes of her clitoris…”
Ouchies.
February 1st, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Time to start February off right with a friendly Japanese CG image. I’m not one to use crude slang a lot, but I must confess that a phrase including the word “munching” inescapably interjects itself into my internal speech centers while viewing this image.
Thanks to Bondage Blog for finding the link.
