Normally I do not stop for hitchhikers. However, exceptions can be made for those wearing suitable attire:

OK, OK, if you pressed me I suppose I might concede that it’s, uh, “barely” possible she’s out on the street in that outfit for some purpose other than hitchhiking. But I’d much prefer to think she just needs to get to Omaha in a hurry.

A quote:

“Every time I fly and am forced to remove my shoes, I’m grateful Richard Reid is not known as the Underwear Bomber.

Douglas Manuel, quoted in USA Today, 13 March 2003

Agreed. Unless, perhaps, one could be guaranteed of flying with this flight crew.

Here’s a pretty image from a Brazilian protest against police brutality:

Something about the head scarf and veil makes this image more interesting than pure nudity would be.

Thanks to Naked Protesters for the picture.

When I got to college, one of the two poor sophomores assigned to my freshman dorm to inject some sanity thereinto called us clueless freshmen together and spake thusly:

“In a lot of these freshmen entries, they have all kinds of rules. I don’t like rules. So we are only going to have one. Don’t be a dick.”

And we mostly weren’t, and we had a great time. The moral and political lesson I took from that, namely that small communities don’t really need more than one rule, is possibly the most valuable thing I learned in college. Thanks, Josh!

By popular demand, I’ve decided to install a commenting facility here at ErosBlog. However, I’d like to ask you all to remember Josh’s rule. I work at keeping the tone here relentlessly sex-positive and unwaveringly non-judgmental. I may slip up, but that’s the goal. I welcome your comments, but I’m simply not interested in creating a forum for haters, condemnators, repressive creeps, and the like. Lively debate, at times, is to be expected. But nastiness and anti-sex messages (and personal attacks of any sort, on anyone) will probably be deleted summarily. Be nice and play nice, please?

Thank you.

The alternatively-religioned among you (and heck, anybody else with a sense of humor) will enjoy Lilith’s “You know you’re a horny Pagan if…” list, complete with a lovely photo illustration starring the author:

You Know You’re A Horny Pagan If…

… your magick wand vibrates
… your candles are spherical and come in sets of 2
… your magickal oils are flavored
… you think all magick is sex magic
… your altar has silk sheets
… your chalice is fur-lined (think about it)
… your altar candles are anatomically correct
… your binding rituals involve handcuffs
… your magic wands have French ticklers on the ends
… your High Priest/ess wears a leather mask
… the wax from your candles ends up on your nipples
… you consider KY Jelly an altar tool
… your chants contain phrases like “Oh my God/dess!”, “I’m coming!”, or “You’re gonna stick that where?!”
… you’re skyclad all the time
… your broomstick has stains on it
… the white stuff on your altar candles isn’t wax
… your book of shadows includes the Kama Sutra
… you have a cigarette after every ritual
… your ceremonial/ritual candles are studded
… your ritual robes look like a French Maid costume
… you’re reading from “Everything you ever wanted to know about Paganism but…”
… your ritual music is sung by Madonna
… you find yourself using a phallic symbol to call down the gods several times a night
… you ask a Satanist if you can just “borrow” a
sacrificial animal fist
… you start having “cyber” rituals
… you keep having to charge the batteries in
your wand
… you have Fertility Rites a couple times a
week, and twice on Sabbats
… you automatically kneel every time your High Priest/ess comes in the room

Similar Sex Blogging:

• A Sacrifice To The Great Pumpkin
• Witches, Riding
• A Witch On Her Broom
• Modern Fertility Rituals
• Speaking of Horny Gamers

I’ve stayed away from the Paris Hilton sex tape story simply because (a) the tape’s not very good, from a purely technical perspective and (b) I’m uncomfortable with making a public spectacle of people’s private fun. However, I’m delighted to discover that Ms. Hilton appeared on Saturday Night Live and turned out to be an even better sport than the Dixie Chicks:

FALLON: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?
PARIS: Actually, it’s a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you’ve heard.
FALLON: I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful.
PARIS: I’m glad you’ve heard that.
FALLON: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton?
PARIS: No.
FALLON: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?
PARIS: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable.
FALLON: I’m a VIP. I may need to go in the back entrance.
PARIS: It doesn’t matter who you are. It’s not gonna happen.

No, it’s not what you think. What we have here is the product of too much time spent waiting for your food:

Thanks to Bondage Blog for the picture.