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November 19th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Goodbye To Kinky British Web Porn

Not that we don’t have our own problems looming here in the United States when it comes to worrying about official hostility to online pornography, but this blog post by Pandora Blake explains in the bleakest imaginable terms how all but the most uncontroversial and bland corporate porn is in the process of being legislated off the internet in the United Kingdom. Pandora recently fought a protracted and successful legal battle for the right to sell her progressive and ethical spanking porn online in the UK, but her site was offline during that battle and so her victory was necessarily something of a Pyrrhic one. And now her site is once again under threat (along with pretty much every other porn site in the UK from the sound of things) from a proposed new law that imposes economically-ridiculous age verification requirements on porn websites while simultaneously just flatly banning from the internet a great deal of kinkier porn:

The Digital Economy Bill is currently going through Parliament, and has just come to the end of its committee stage. The section of the Bill introducing compulsory age verification for all adult sites accessible from the UK will have a serious impact on Dreams of Spanking, and on many other adult websites.

Complying with this legislation will be difficult, if not impossible. First of all, I’ll have to overhaul the whole site structure of Dreams of Spanking. Any content that would be classified as “18” or higher will be illegal to publish publicly, on the open internet. So video, images and audio that contain any nudity, bums or spanking will need to go behind intrusive, privacy-violating age checks.

To prove you’re over 18, you’ll have to type in sensitive personal details such as your legal name, credit card details, date of birth, address or phone number. That data will be visible not to me, but to whatever age verification system I install – private companies that are free to operate unregulated, and without having to safeguard the security and privacy of your personal data.

Not only is this terrible for you, it’s terrible for me. Every age check will cost me money – estimates range from £0.05 to £1.50 per check. Dreams of Spanking currently receives over two thousand visitors a day (under half the traffic we had before ATVOD forced us offline), so the cost of checking the age of every site visitor would add up to significantly more than the site’s total revenue – and that’s before we take into account existing costs such as production, paying my team members, and bandwidth. In other words, complying with the age verification law will immediately put the site out of business.

Even if I can somehow persuade enough of those two thousand visitors to buy memberships that I can afford to verify all their ages, the site will never be the same. This law will mean no more public previews. No free trailers, no preview images, no free hosted galleries, no birthday spanking giveaways, no Creative Commons projects and no charity caning films. No more getting around CCBill’s content restrictions by giving material away.

No more transparency, and no more free porn.

As bad as that sounds, we haven’t even gotten to the worst part. The new UK law proposes to outright prohibit whole swathes of BDSM and fetish porn:

Even if I somehow manage to fully comply with the legislation: hide everything spanking-themed on the site behind age checks; find the money to check the ID of every non-paying visitor who wants to browse my free previews; survive the loss of traffic and Googleability – even if I can stomach the disappearing of this blog, the behind the scenes videos, the performer interviews, and the discourse about ethics and consent – the site still can’t survive, because every scene that was criminalised by the AVMS regulations will be recriminalised by the Digital Economy Bill.

ATVOD found us in breach because they ruled that some of our videos depict corporal punishment that leaves ‘lasting’ marks. We won our appeal on the basis that the principle purpose of the site is not commercial, and it is not in competition with mainstream broadcast media. That victory won us an exemption to the AVMS Regulations 2014. But the AVMS didn’t invent the rules around what content is banned; it drew them from existing classification guidelines used by the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) for films and TV.

The guidelines prohibit any depiction of pain play that leaves marks on the body beyond those deemed “transient and trifling” from classification even as R18, the highest classification category in the UK. Basically, under the current rules you can’t show any act which would constitute assault or actual bodily harm, or any act which would risk injury to the viewer if it were imitated. So no caning, no belting, no welts, no bruises – and that’s before we get into the bans on things like facesitting, breath play, fisting, squirting, watersports and “full” bondage, defined as the restraint of all four limbs plus a gag.

The AVMS regulations were the first instrument of UK law to apply those classification guidelines to material published on the internet. We’ve enjoyed a heady few months of official exemption from them: but now the Digital Economy Bill uses those same guidelines to control what can and can’t be published online. If the Bill is passed it will be illegal to publish any ‘prohibited content’ even behind age checks. Let that sink in: even age-verified, consenting adults who have handed over their real names and addresses to prove their age won’t be allowed to look at spanking videos that show marks.

Pandora is an award-winning community-supported activist as well as a pornographer, and she isn’t giving up. No law is a sure thing before it’s final; things might go differently and better in the UK than Pandora and her lawyers currently expect. We may certainly hope so, but my point, in any case, is a larger one: the relative freedom pornographers have enjoyed to publish internet porn in the 21st century is more fragile than you probably imagined. When British porn goes dark and Great Britain vanishes from the kinky internet, we in the rest of the world may barely notice; it’s not like we don’t have our own fetish porn resources. The lesson, though, is clear. Laws and policies change, not always for the better. If we value the work of independent pornographers here in the United States (as I, for one, do), we’ve got to have their backs.

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November 11th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Spanked With A Rolled Newspaper

Spanking Blog found this cute spanking artwork in a graphic novel by Bruno Coq:

lesbian newspaper spanking

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October 27th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

How To Find A Flying Fuck: Porn Provenance Research

I used to have a bit of a side hustle on Fiverr where I would research your mysterious porn and tell you its provenance. Fiverr turned out to be too large a pain in the ass to deal with in the long run, and five bucks turned out to be too little to charge; but I still do porn research commissions for discerning patrons when I can get them. Porn attribution is something I am good at and really enjoy doing, but sadly there’s very little market for it.

Last night, I was at my keyboard doing a research commission for Dr. Faustus when by happenstance (which is to say, I was procrastinating instead of working) I saw a hilarious animation posted to Twitter by an old web-friend:

And then:

Well, I was curious, too, and what’s more, this felt like an opportunity to show off. So, I did. To the research-mobile, Bacchus!

For a paying client, I would have also tried to find out some more information and include a capsule summary of the Iyashite Agerun Saiyuuki anime, about which I in fact know utterly nothing. But this was a freebie; I figured the provenance and a watchable link was enough.

But then came the flatteringly-phrased follow-up question:

Flattery will get you (or, well, Adele anyways) almost anywhere with me, but it won’t force the requested information into 140 characters. Hence, this blog post.

So, how did I do it? Here’s the step-by-step I used. A different porn sample might require different tools and methods, but this is what worked this time.

Step One: Undestroy the .gif that Twitter destroyed.

A .gif on Twitter isn’t actually a .gif; Twitter encodes all uploaded .gifs into .mp4 movie files. Which is fine for the Twitter user experience but is a pain in the ass for searching. Reverse image search tools we have. Reverse movie search tools? Not so much. There are fancy ways to extract searchable frames from an .mp4 movie file, but I took a good-enough brute force approach and snapped a screenshot of the animation while it was playing:

screenshot of .mp4 animation for reverse image searching

Step Two: Choose a reverse image search tool.

There are a variety of reverse image search choices, and in a paid research task I might use all the ones I know about. But this time, I went right to the one that usually serves me best for porn searches. That happens to be the image search tool at the Russian search site Yandex. This tool works like Google used to work back before Google started to pretend it had never seen the vast majority of porn sites. Yandex is great, I love it for this.

Step Three: Do your reverse image search.

yandex search results

Once you’ve got some search results, start scrolling through them, looking for something in the snippets that looks like it might be an attribution clue. When I’m searching anime, I’m usually happy to see random Japanese words that look like a title:

yandex search success

Step Four: Use the clues you find to refine your search.

So I clicked that link highlighted above. And don’t you know it? That tumbler was dead; nothing there. But I took a second look at the broken Tumblr URL: http://howl-et.tumblr.com/post/28324944865/awkwardjapaneseporngifs-the-hentai-task. That’s a reblogged post from a tumblr called awkwardjapaneseporngifs; the fastest way I know to find the original post (if it still exists) is to Google “awkwardjapaneseporngifs-the-hentai-task”. One click on the first of those results, second click on the source link and tada! Success. We have our attribution:

found-attribution

Step Five: Confirm the attribution.

So now we know that somebody on the internet said this was “From Iyashite Agerun Saiyuuki, Ep. 1.” The final step is to Google that and see if the original item comes up. In this case, I wanted to find the complete episode, so I could watch it and see if the rest of it was as lunatic-wonderful as the .gif scene. (Answer: mostly not, but there are a few moments…) And so that led me to this link, where you can view the whole episode. Sure enough, our scene appears about 22 minutes in. Attribution confirmed!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you do that. Hope it helps!

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October 12th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

It Were Ever Thus: Menaced From Behind

Spanking Blog brings us this vintage entry from the category of “as bad as things seem today, they used to be a lot worse”:

menacing her from behind with his dick in one hand and a whip in the other

Apparently there was a time when a woman couldn’t even pray without a big creepy man menacing her from behind…

The artist is not known, but if I had to take a wild stab at guessing, I’d go with Thomas Rowlandson. (I am very much hoping this bad guess will stimulate someone to come along and set me right.)

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October 9th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Naughty Schoolgirl Selfies

I’m sure this must be a very posh private school, because the back stairs where Pandora sits taking naughty selfies for her boyfriend are clean and in good repair:

pussy selfie

One small flaw in Pandora’s program: she does not realize the headmaster is watching!

caught taking a selfie of her own pussy

You know where all this is leading:

caning pandora for taking naughty selfies of her crotch and panties

From Dreams of Spanking.

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September 12th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Making Fun Of Teacher

I borrowed this detail from an Eric Stanton drawing at Spanking Blog because it humorously illustrates one of the oldest tropes in fiction (erotic and otherwise) about people getting in trouble at school. A rude caricature of the teacher, drawn on the blackboard before he or she enters the room, can be counted on to generate dramatic tension, and hopefully even a spanking. It rarely fails, even at a school for strippers:

booby caricature of teacher

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August 28th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Rough Ass Rider

Spanking Blog has an instructional French sex comic panel for the gentleman who wants his partner to move her ass more during the anal sex. His solution, apparently, lies in the brisk application of a riding crop:

spanking and anal sex

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