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June 30th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

“The Ram Works For Me”

It is a truth universally acknowledged that any ambitious and aspiring amateur photographer hoping to catch a skinny-dipper before she can get back to her clothes must employ a well-trained ram to deal with the inevitable comic-book barrel with which his unwilling photographic subject would otherwise thwart the shot:

ram shatters barrel so that peeping tom photographer can get a photo of naked skinny dipper

These gags were old even in 1934, I’m thinking. The artist is Bruce Patterson, and the cartoon is from 10 Story Book, which was a long-running risque magazine of the time. (Found via Spanking Blog.)

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June 18th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

They Call Him “Doctor Needle”

Sometimes a shot is medically necessary… and sometimes it’s just an excuse to have a pretty girl show you her butt!

smug doctor just gave a nurse an unexpected shot in her cute butt

Cartoon is by Nik Zula.

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April 11th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Dirk In Leather

Meet Dirk. He wears leather with aplomb:

dirk bogarde leatherman

According to Spanking Blog, this is Dirk Bogarde, playing a ruthless Mexican bandit in the 1961 movie The Singer Not The Song. Any volunteers to ruth him up a little bit?

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February 18th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Buying Illustrated Books With Patreon Money

I just posted an update (public, not Patrons-only) at the ErosBlog Patreon about my latest project, enabled by Patron support. There’s more detail there, but in brief, this bit of Lupercalia artwork at Spanking Blog triggered a research frenzy, one that resulted in my using a bit of Patreon money to order a book for scanning:

the whip and the rod cover

It turns out that there’s no easy-to-find complete set of scans of the illustrations from this book, and the scans that do exist are ludicrously low-resolution. 400 pixels wide in 2017? Really? Thanks to the generosity of my Patrons, I have the ability to redress this travesty, and so I shall. An inexpensive beat-up copy of the book in question is already on its way to me. Watch this space for a definitive set of better scans!

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February 16th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Bath Brush Love

Those heavy wooden brushes they sell with the loofahs and bath salts … does anybody ever use them for actual bathing? Me, I have a theory that they really get most of their use another way. My theory is that they’re primarily a tool for improving interpersonal relations:

bath brush spanking

bathbrush spanking for sweet lesbians

lesbian kisses after spanking

Photos are from Bubble Bath Spanking Fun.

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February 6th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

A Quiet Evening In: Pandora And Adele

writing lines in greek on her flesh with real ink -- pandora blake and adele haze

Let’s be honest: you would enjoy having the kind of friends who might spend a quiet winter evening doing stuff like this. Somehow you just know that hot tea and purring cats are not far away:

babes, homer, and caligraphy

What’s going on? Well, it’s a scene from Dreams Of Spanking, where all is explained:

Two topless women are engaged in a sensual game: one plays the canvas and the other the artist. Adele Haze lies on cushions, exposing her breasts and bare back – and it’s the latter that her lover will write on. Pandora Blake uses black ink and a brush to adorn Adele with intricate Greek lettering.

As Pandora’s calligraphy winds around Adele’s gorgeous curves, Adele must stay completely still, hardly breathing to avoid nudging Pandora as she writes her lines. In a Victorian school, ink smudges would mean a punishment for the writer. Here, the responsibility to avoid error falls on the writing surface. Pandora weaves her spell in words, and the magic of the moment mustn’t be broken. For each smudge, Adele will get a stroke of the cane.

When the text is complete — the first few lines of Homer’s ‘Iliad’ — Pandora carefully examines her work, stripping Adele naked so she can admire the slick black script that covers her body. Afterwards Adele bends naked over the punishment bench in the Scriptorium, exposing every inch of her bare skin. Pandora’s found some smudges…

Pandora’s blogging about the photoshoot tells us a bit more about the shoot. For one thing, we learn that Girl On the Net does Pandora’s copywriting (see above) which says a lot about why it’s so consistently excellent. (Great copywriting is an anomaly so rare in the porn business as to approach in this case the true meaning of “unique” in its most absolute hard-mathematical full-Highlander “there can be only one” sense.)

We also learned that Pandora doesn’t necessarily impose a storyline on her shoots at the time that she is shooting them:

I don’t know what story these images might tell. Perhaps we are lovers, or witches; perhaps I’m an artist decorating her for some sort of show, or perhaps she’s my submissive and I’ve set her the challenge of stillness and obedience. Perhaps we are students in some strange alternate universe where punishment lines are written not on paper, but on skin.

I’m still pretty sure there will be cats. And probably a fireplace.

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December 30th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

2016: ErosBlog’s Greatest Hits

favorite posts of 2016 at ErosBlog

ErosBlog is now in its fifteenth year, and yet I’ve never done one of those statistics-based retrospectives that are popular this time of year. I prefer to look forward rather than backward, but if we view my new Patreon initiative as the bones of an effort to do more of what makes ErosBlog worthwhile (which I do), might it not be worth looking at some statistics about what kinds of posts actually bring people here?

Here are the top five ErosBlog posts of 2016, as measured by Google Analytics data from 2016. By “top” I mean that these are the most popular entrance pages for people who were linked here (or sent by search engines) to a specific post:

  1. FBI’s Email Broadcast Stings Four CollarMe Users: My breathless rant about mass surveillance, law enforcement incitement versus entrapment, and official hysteria over imaginary human trafficking.
  2. Breaking Velma’s Snooping Habit: My soft-core summary in eight photos of some very hard-core Velma-from-Scooby-Doo parody bondage porn.
  3. French Pussy Spanking: A piece of vintage French pussy-spanking artwork. (To my shame, unattributed.)
  4. A Nude Celebration Of Sports Victory: Some celebratory force-you-to-grin sports nudity that went viral after it was falsely attributed to a team then in the news for an amazing string of victories.
  5. Vintage Vibrator Porn: My deep dive (including twelve screenshots and substantial narration) into a vintage French porn film starring two friendly massage nurses with an early electric vibrator/massager and some impressive oral skills (plus a willingness to share).

As top posts go, I’m rather pleased with these. My Patreon pitch focused on vintage erotica curation, better provenancing of web erotica in general, and long-form writing about threats to the adult web. Four out of five top posts are square matches for those categories of effort, and though the fifth (the Velma parody porn) was created as affiliate-link porn marketing to pay the bills, it stands as a photo essay that’s not without entertainment value. Meanwhile I’m particularly proud of my provenance-cleanup on the deservedly-popular soccer-team-in-the-shower photo. And the unpacking of the vintage French vibrator porn movie is precisely the sort of work that makes me happiest as a sex blogger.

None of these were quick or easy posts; the fastest was undoubtedly the Velma post, but all the rest of these were multi-hour efforts (especially if you include the time I spent breaking my teeth on the fruitless pussy-spanking provenance). Making and choosing and cleaning up the screen shots for the French vibrator porn was particularly slow and painstaking; I remember that project consuming the best part of one whole day. So it’s good to look back and see that these were the posts that brought the most people to ErosBlog.

I should emphasize these stats are all about people who arrive at ErosBlog from somewhere else. They don’t document the preferences of all the faithful readers who click an ErosBlog bookmark every day or two and read whatever is here. What say you, loyal ErosBlog fans? What were your favorite ErosBlog posts in 2016? Let me know in the comments…

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