After that post last week featuring frat boy buttocks, it only seems fair to give equal time to the callipygean delights that sorority girls (or, at least, the young ladies who masquerade as sorority girls while making soft-core pornography) have to offer. This fetching tableau spotted over at Spanking Blog ought to do nicely:

Cute cute cute!

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I never dreamed that doing a sex blog could be so educational. The latest horizon broadened: ‘Sado-Botany’: A Nettle FAQ. Everything you always wanted to know about rubbing stinging nettles on people, but were afraid to ask. From Urtication: Sex and Nettles via Spanking Blog.

In the immortal words of the Defective Detective: “Wipes! Wipes!”

In days of yore, when men were men, and pledges were sore….

I went to a blessedly frat-free college, and this picture is way before my time anyway. So I don’t really know if the whole frat-spanking thing was ever real, or is more an artifact of collegiate legend, writ larger in the nostalgic recollections of drunken alumni.

But I figured Aphrodite and the “more pictures of guys” choir would appreciate these young men bent over in their athletic briefs:

Thanks to Spanking Blog.

And now the Nymph and I are off to catch the train for New Orleans. Mardi Gras here we come!

I spent seven years feeling this way, once, so I can vouch for this:

Men approach even highly familiar women with the same dread really old people have of computers: Touch one wrong button and life will never be the same.

From The Neurotic Gentleman’s Guide to Bringing Up Spanking with Your Wife or Significant Other; or C’mon, Honey, You Know I Was Only Kidding! at Functional Ambivalent.

One of the many reasons I love The Nymph is that she doesn’t make me feel this way. If I were, metaphorically speaking, to show up at her bedroom door with four leather belts and a gallon of blueberry syrup, the worst reaction I can imagine would be some laughing version of “In your dreams, Buster!” Far more likely: “What? No whipped cream?”

From the comments at Spanking Bethie, this important wisdom:

“Harem girls are like potato chips: nobody can have just one.”

Hmmmm. Now, where did I put that really big bowl of onion dip?

Spanking Blog has a long post up full of adult blogging tips — although many are applicable to all sorts of blogging, and not just to sex blogs. I wish more people felt this way:

Be very wary of negotiated link exchanges. If somebody has already linked to you, and emails you to ask for a return link, try to give their site a fair look. It’s polite to reciprocate, but not fair to your surfers if the site sucks. However, if someone emails you about an “exchange of links”, but hasn’t put your own link up yet, they are telling you “I don’t think your site is good enough to link to, but I’ll do it anyway if you’ll link to me first.” Screw that. Half the time, even if you do put up the link, they never reciprocate. But the important point is: they don’t respect you enough to link to you. They only want your return link. Again, screw that.

What he said, once again with feeling: “Screw that!”

A deep Christmas question from The Collar Purple:

“Do ponygirls get dressed up as reindeer in December? And what would you call them, Deergirls?”

I think this picture starts us down the road to answers.