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October 16th, 2002 -- by Bacchus

Spanking A Spice Girl For Jesus

It is reliably reported (er, in People Magazine) that Spice Girl Mel B likes a good sex spanking. Her ex-boyfriend, who reportedly is a bit peeved that she violated their mutual confidences, tells all:

“She particularly liked to be spanked on the bottom in the middle of it. She loved to talk dirty and learnt lots of dirty words in Icelandic and would shout them out when we had sex.”

And Mel loved the thrill of sex outdoors. Fjolnir said: “We made a point of doing it outdoors in the famous Blue Lagoon hot springs in Iceland.”

“We also joined the Mile High Club on a flight to America. We sneaked into the toilets and were at it for probably 10 minutes. She was moaning so much I put my hand over her mouth.”When we came out a stewardess gave us a knowing smile. Mel didn’t care and shared it all with the other Spice Girls when we saw them next.”

 
April 19th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Moment Of Joy #21

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today was a meme acknowledging that some of the good manners we got taught on the playground do, situationally, expire if we wait long enough:

“So I had to explain to a young man today that you can’t go around just pulling girls’ hair just because you like them.

Until they get to be around 30 or so… Because, actually, they frequently do change their minds about this one.”

See also this classic meme:

meme text that says things I hated as a child: getting spanked and taking naps. Things I love as an adult: getting spanked and taking naps.

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September 13th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Meme Archeology: OwO What’s This?

ErosBlog would not normally reference the recent bloody political assassination of a white Republican neofascist demagogue. (No, not this demagogue, a different one.) Political violence is emphatically the wrong lane for this publication.

However, this is 2025. Strange doings are afoot. Old patterns cannot hold. And thus it was that yesterday we were all treated to a spectacle of surpassing bizarreness. An alleged gunman was suddenly in custody, turned in by his own white Mormon Republican family, and the white Mormon Republican governor of Utah, one Spencer Cox, was on television with his big shaved block head, holding a press conference and attempting to read with a straight face a description of crime scene evidence so heavily-online, Governor Cox clearly had no idea what he was describing. Here he is, talking about meme language (whether he knew it or not) inscribed on the fatal spent shell casing from the crime scene:

Friends and gentle readers, I am an aging white man. Yes, I’ve been on the internet since the beginning. I’ve been a gamer, in varying degrees, for that whole time. Once upon a time I could claim without irony to be “aware of all internet traditions.” But I am slipping, in my dotage. When I saw the governor of Utah choke on an “OwO” I knew damned well we had fallen into deepest anime/gamer/4chan meme hell. Furthermore, since there was a man dead in a morgue in Utah somewhere, I figured groypers might be involved. But I didn’t recognize the precise meme involved.

For purposes of this post, I’m going to stay away from the politics, and from the other memes referenced on the other ammunition found at the scene. This particular bulges/OwO meme has a precise, well-known origin. Here it is:

catboy furry online humor chat cartoon

Know Your Meme credits this cartoon to Imgur user MinotaurusPro, dates it to 2015, and describes it as:

A meme depicting two furries roleplaying online. In the art, one of the furries writes to the other, “nuzzles u back and pounces on u and notices your buldge ‘OwO what’s this…?” In the case of the meme, “bulge” refers to noticing the outline of a man’s crotch. The meme is meant to make fun of furry roleplaying, including the language and typing quirks stereotypically attributed to roleplayers and furries. Notably, the meme uses the symbol “OwO,” which is an emoticon commonly used by furries to portray a cutesy surprised face, similar to “UwU.” It is also used outside the furry community on the internet, often ironically.

We should now spare a moment for compassion toward the governor of Utah, the FBI, and every member of the law enforcement community who has been forced to grapple and who is currently grappling with the irony-poisoned evidence surrounding this shooting investigation. They are a bunch of offline squares who are not equipped to find nuance in an online world that delights in hiding said nuance in a bewildering mix of ironic mashups and deliberate self-contradiction. They can’t fix any of that overnight. So they are lost without a map, and there is very little hope for them.

This post is for the rest of us, for whom hope remains. Let me help all of you avoid some of the wrong roads I have seen other commentators go down. For example, I’ve seen it said in many places that the reference is to the song Catty Girl by Apollo. Usually whoever makes this claim references one of the two hundred and thirty five thousand TikTok videos that use the song for a soundtrack. Give a listen:

The lyrics pretty clearly call back to the meme, as I think you’ll agree if you dip into that vast well of videos linked above.

Other wrong roads I’ve seen people go down include the assertion that use of this one meme indicates a strong or ironclad association with groypers or 4chan or furries or some other particular online tribe. That’s just not how heavily-online meme culture works. There’s memetic swapping and borrowing. You can’t say precisely just who someone is, by looking only at their memes of choice.

Finally, I’m going wrap up this post with a meme-literacy lesson on what is going on with “OwO” in the first place. It’s an old-fashioned chat emoji, like typing these characters to indicate shrugging: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ But OwO is part of a whole family of anime-inflected chat emoji that invoke facial expressions, and often imply some verbal component, like simpering, that goes along with them. Here’s a handy graphic to some of the common ones:

uwu versus owo chart

With a look at this chart, you should start recognizing how all talk of the OwO in mass media that has recognized its meme origins at all, has been tone-deaf at best. Because the only anime-face emoji that’s known in western public culture tends to be “UwU” — which is not the same as OwO at all! UwU (pronounced “ooowoo”) is a sort of coy or submissive simper; OwO (pronounced almost like “oh-ho!”) is a sexually-agressive interested greeting. The facial expressions on the chart say it better than words do. But most media discussion since poor Governor Cox had to read out the letters yesterday has treated these two as if they were interchangeably the same. And they just are not.

I shall let Khan from TikTok take us out with a comprehensive video illustrating the differences, as properly used in human speech with appropriate facial expressions:

There shouldn’t be any further excuse for confusion on your part after all of this!

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August 22nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus

The Norman Conquest Of Sophia’s Bottom

The Count’s Discipline by Emily Tilton is a highly fanciful historical-ish BDSM romance set around the time of the Norman conquest of England. Our very submissive viewpoint heroine has recently come to her wedding bed and been properly deflowered by her husband. Now it’s time for a playful round two with her masterful husband:

“That is your fault, little whore,” he murmured. “I am thinking about what I shall do to your bottom now.”

“What is that, My Lord?” I asked, though I was certain I knew. At last I was going to be made to undergo what Sir Odo had done to Lady Agnes.

“My staff of Cupid shall enter at your postern gate, My Lady.” He put the tip of his finger there, then, in case I should miss his meaning.

“Oh, My Lord, no!” I exclaimed. “It is far too big. You will do me mischief!”

“I shall not, my sweet countess, but in any case you must make up your mind to it, for you shall not avoid it. I shall have my rights as your lord, this night.”

Strange to write, and perhaps also strange to read, Robert and I were at play. I cannot deny that ever since I had seen Lady Agnes taken that way by Sir Odo, I had imagined the count of Gassein doing the same to me. But from that day I had also known that the reason I longed for it to such distraction was that it was wicked and whorish and against the decrees of nature. I wanted to have my lord’s manhood there because I knew that I was a wicked girl, and if my lord possessed me that way, it would show that he understood me and what I deserved.

Robert got out of the bed. “Lie over the side of the bed, now, Sophia,” he said, “your feet upon the floor.” As I obeyed, he put two more logs on the fire, since it had burned down and the air in the chamber had begun to cool.

He returned from the hearth to find me laid out for him as an obedient whore should be laid out for her master, my feet on the floor, my elbows on the coverlet, my backside presented to my lord husband. I understood now: I wanted to be forced; that was what our play was about. Only if I felt that this baron of the Duke of Normandy and king of England had somehow taken me as the spoils of his victory—only if I knew that he had seen at a glance what kind of girl I was, how I deserved to have his hard manhood in my most wicked place—only if as a conqueror he demanded it of me, forced it upon me—only then would it be the act that made the wantonness of my loins burn hotter than the fires of hell.

He stood by me and laid his right hand possessively upon my bottom. When he spoke, his voice had changed. “This will be hard for you, I know, slut, but if you are obedient and let me take my pleasure as I like, I promise to reward you.”

Then, without warning, he began to prepare me. I felt his hand leave my bottom and then suddenly return with a spank hard enough to make me cry out.

“What kind of lady wife lays herself over the side of her bridal bed to feel her lord husband’s staff inside her hind part?” he asked brutally, continuing to spank me. “One who needs punishment, I should think.”

“Yes, My Lord,” I cried. I felt my secret cleft begin to grow wet once again at the sting of his hand and at the thought of myself with my reddening bottom, the whore he had claimed.

The spanking stopped, and I felt my face grow hot as he peremptorily thrust his fingers into my little grotto, where my maidenhead had been until such a short time ago. He was rough there, and that made me feel more wicked, and the flow of Venus’ sap grew ever greater.

“Just a little ride in your cunt, now,” he said. “I cannot resist.” I moaned as he entered there again, holding my hips firmly enough to make me feel that I was at his pleasure and could not escape the dart and the possession. He possessed me slowly, and the feeling was heavenly both in the motion of his manly part within me and in the way he mastered me, riding me like a young refractory filly might be ridden.

Then, not ceasing his motions, with the thumb of his right hand, he sought out Cupid’s postern gate, and the burning feeling of being forced there made me shout in surprise and discomfort. “Open up, little whore, my little countess,” he said. “Push out. Open, as you know how.”

I screamed then, as his left thumb joined his right, and his other fingers grasped my little cheeks.

“Oh, but this is a delightful bottom, my lady. I wish you could see how primly it receives its training.” He worked me in silence, still moving his manhood inside my womb slowly and gently. The pain began to change, and I began to understand how to open, and then his motions stopped, and suddenly there was something soft and round there, wider even than the thumbs. It was pushing, harder and harder.

“Oh, My Lord,” I cried. “It is too big.”

“Hush, Sophia. Open to me.”

I screamed, “I cannot, My Lord!”

For a long, long moment, I was sure I had made a terrible mistake and the thing I had wanted most was indeed my ruin: the pain in my bottom was simply a precursor to the pain of the fiery torments that would await me one day.

Robert did not care that I was screaming; my count loved to make me feel the pain that he was pleased to bestow upon me. I was his, and he would do as he might. That thought at last let me open, and I heard my lord groan as he came at last inside me where he belonged. There he stayed for a time, praising me as he caressed the bottom he had ridden, calling me his “sweet girl” and his “little slut”.

Then he began his ride. Long was his labor there, and loud were my cries. His hands roamed up and down my back as he rode; he took my hair and twisted it into a kind of reins for me and made me arch my back as he drove in deeper and deeper, and I was both his steed and his whore for a time.

Then he let me rest my face upon the bed and whispered in my ear, “Touch your little cunt, my girl.”

With a sob, I put my right hand under me and felt myself climbing to the angels; the whole region between my hips and my knees seemed to glow, and the sinews there moved in clenchings and unclenchings of their own accord, and my lord gave a mighty shout. He buried himself deep within me and took hold of my hips as if he were wrestling with a demon and loosed himself into my narrow passage, calling me by name the while, “Sophia, my Sophia, my bride, my own.”

And then all was still.

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March 24th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Blackmail And Buggery

In this scene from Villa Rosa by the infamously-pseudonymous faux-Victorian erotic author Richard Manton, the viewpoint character has been spying on a young Spanish woman and has discovered her habit of frequent furtive masturbation. That’s all he needs to take ruthless sexual advantage of her:

I went up to the attic floor of the villa soon after ten o’clock. On the way, I stopped in the hallway at the foot of the stairs. From the stand where coats were hung and walking-sticks lodged, I drew a slim leather switch, about two feet long and with a rounded ivory handle. A good many visitors to the Villa Rosa went riding in the park or on the beach. I did not intend to use the switch on the Spanish girl, merely to carry it as symbol of authority over her.

Quietly, I went up the stairs to the top floor. The chink in the wall between Margarita’s room and the bathroom, which I occupied as my observation post, was ideally placed. One had a view of the bed and, indeed, across the room to the dressing-table and its mirror. There was a swish of material. Margarita was just closing her bedroom curtains for the night.

So I watched while she went through her preliminaries and then stretched out on the bed, lying on her side with her back to the observation hole as before. Her sleek and soapy-wet backside again gave a smooth and flawless gloss to the paler olive-skinned pride of Margarita’s rare contours, making her show the heavy swell of her arse most suggestively. She began to writhe gently on the fingers between her legs, the Hispanic tan of her bottom-cheeks glossy with moisture surged fuller and fatter, then contracted inwards in the slow voluptuous rhythm of her self-arousal.

Though her warm Spanish temper and her feminine pride would have been insulted by the comparison, Margarita’s bare arse and hips were performing horizontally in a manner that a harem belly-dancer or a striptease girl would have envied. The swelling out and clenching in of Margarita’s bottom-cheeks, the tensing and slackening of her thighs on the saddle of her own fingers, offered the viewer tantalising half-glimpses. As the thighs relaxed, one just saw the dark-haired sex before her legs tightened upon it shiveringly. As the full Latin tan of her rear cheeks swelled out, there was an exciting but shadowy hint of the forbidden valley between them and a dim but definite image of the tight little vortex of Margarita’s arsehole.

I allowed her to work herself up to the point where desire was stronger than shame. Then I opened the little door behind her without a sound and moved softly across the room. Even so, it was surprising she did not turn. When I reached her, I understood why. Margarita was already breathing hard with her exertions. This, plus the creaking of the bed, concealed my approach. With a mingled feeling of excitement, triumph, and tenderness, I slid my hand down and covered her own, whose fingers were plunged between her legs.

There was a gasp and a stifled cry of panic from Margarita. She went tense and frightened, clutching both her hands to her loins now as if this would conceal and protect her more effectively. She was so shocked that she could not even bring herself to turn her face to me! Instead she dropped her chin to her chest and refused to look up. I laid the riding-switch down quietly on the table by the bed.

“Have you been playing with yourself long, Margarita?”

“No!” Still it came as a gasp of fright. “I was not. It was not that!”

I stooped over her, stroked back the lank black hair from her face and kissed her gently. But in her dismay the Spanish girl flinched even from such gentleness.

“You must not lie to me, Margarita. That will only make matters worse for you. You make love to yourself every night before you go to sleep. Don’t you, Margarita? I’ve been watching you for the last ten minutes, seeing the things you like to do to yourself. On the first night of our journey I watched you through the window of the hotel bedroom, from start to finish. I think you had your climax that night, didn’t you? But now I must teach you a lesson. You’re too old, Margarita, to be like a little girl playing alone with her toys. Aren’t you?”

“No,” she gasped helplessly. “It was not that!”

“Must I send for Mano or one of the others, Margarita?”

The dismay of it appeared like a slow dawn in Margarita’s face. I stroked back her dark hair for her.

“Must I, Margarita? No? You would rather I rewarded you myself, here and now?”

Margarita’s own feminine instincts served her well. If only she could exhaust my own passion first, surely I would not then hand her over to the others.

I suppose it was a confusion of thoughts that made Margarita reach out and take my hand to hold me back from fetching Mano. But I also suspected that it was a long time since this firm-featured Amazon had known anything but her own caresses between her legs. Perhaps it was the need for a man that made her protest as she did. I moved closer to the bed and sat down.

“Please!” Margarita’s voice was quiet but intense in her prettily-accented English. “Please do not tell the others what you saw!”

In the lamplight I looked down at Margarita’s firmly rounded chin and well-cut features, the tall brow and the dark hair swept back. She had turned on her side towards me so that I could see her tautly-muscled belly with its triangle of dark hair inadequately covered by one hand, the opening of her legs and the smoothly moulded strength of her thighs.

So that she would not misunderstand, I took her hand and led it to the front of my pants, where she must have felt the erection hard and taut with excitement. To my surprise and delight, Margarita unbuttoned and released the stiffness. She began to circle it with her hand and excite it.

“Must I deal with you myself, then, Margarita?”

“Yes!” Her assent was quick and fierce, as if she was committing herself before she could think what it meant or change her mind.

I was naturally intrigued by the thought of Margarita sacrificing herself to save her reputation. The offer was quite irresistible. I drew back from her and went across to the door of the room. I turned the key in the lock to prevent interruptions. Then I switched on the main light in its ceiling bowl of frosted glass and flooded the room with a soft radiance. The bedrooms of the Villa Rif had been decorated in the modern manner. The curtains and the silk covers were gathered in palest pink, the panels of the walls picked out in dove gray. Even the pale satin-wood of the dressing-table and the wardrobe echoed the plain uncluttered design.

I lay down with Margarita and began to put her to the test. There was a directness about her passion that corresponded to the bold look of her dark eyes and firm features, the tall brow with the black hair swept back from it. Margarita’s lips and tongue responded to the first kisses. I heard her breath coming in sighs of pretended longing, her thighs and hips squirming as she smoothed herself against me. Margarita put on this performance willingly to save herself. Presently I drew away from her and slipped off my pants. I showed her the hard-headed state of the tool that was waiting for her and caught her fierce dark eyes with a smile.

“Are you ready to pay such a price? Are you, Margarita? I think you may regret your rashness in a while.”

“Yes!” It was a gasp that conveyed defiance rather than submission. I took it as that.

“Then I must really put you to the test, Margarita. Turn over on your belly for me.”

She hesitated only a moment. Then she slid over the pale pink silk of the bed-cover and lay on her belly. I pushed the two pillows under her to raise and broaden the proud rear-cheek swell her firm olive-tan presented.

I looked at the rear view of her in the light from the bedroom lamps. Now I drew my finger down between the cheeks of her bottom, feeling the humid warmth of her there. I murmured in her ear, assuring her for the first time what I was going to do to her. Her buttocks tightened together in alarm but she uttered no protest.

“You understand, Margarita? You must pay a forfeit beyond what your boy-friend might expect or even your bridegroom on your honeymoon night.”

So Margarita lay on her belly over the pillows, her sweep of dark hair brushed aside.

“Keep your face that way, Margarita. Watch yourself in the dressing-table mirror. I know you like to do that when you make love to yourself. Do it now as well.”

There was no reply to this. She was naked below the singlet-hem at her waist. I stood up by the bed and then stooped over her, so that the hard cherry touched her lips while I bowed my head over Margarita’s bare Spanish bottom and the rear of her thighs.

“Play with it on your tongue, Margarita. Open your mouth a little more.”

The hardness touched her lips. When Margarita hesitated to obey, I needed only to remind her that Mano, or Anton would put her to hard use and then whip her bare bottom-cheeks afterwards. So the pleasure which she had consistently refused to her boy-friends was now performed without further demur for a man she scarcely knew. I fondled the smooth olive-tan cheeks of the Spanish girl’s firmly voluptuous young bottom. I parted them and admired the tight inward dimple of Margarita’s behind. Where the proud sallow cheeks curved in together, the intimate pallor of the skin assumed a tint of yellowed ivory.

“Use the tip of your tongue on the rim, Margarita. Tickle the vent with it as well.”

While she obeyed me, my own lips touched the cool sallow smoothness of her bare thighs, at the rear and close to the top. While she drew on me inexpertly but instinctively, my tongue tasted her feminine moisture. I kissed the slight heaviness of Margarita’s olive-skinned bum-cheeks.

“Turn over on your back now, Margarita,” I said presently. “Lie like that and open your thighs a little.”

She wriggled round and lay as I suggested. But there was doubt in her steady brown eyes. I had no intention of rewarding Mano by making his female pupil pregnant. I lowered myself on to her, slipped my hot stiffness between the tops of Margarita’s thighs and felt the cushiony flesh close lightly on either side. I rode like this for a while without penetrating her. The result was that Margarita’s most sensitive folds of flesh—already humid from her own fondling—were tantalisingly roused. I rode her like this enjoying the sight as well as the feel of her strong young thighs. At last she gave a strange falling cry, like a climber slipping back into an Alpine gulf from a toe and finger hold. More hard exclamatory cries, sharper and quicker, from the depths of her throat. And at last a delicious quivering of the thighs that held my stiffened manhood and the firmly-muscled belly on which I rested.

“Now turn over again, Margarita,” I said softly.

She did so slowly and dreamily. Did she half-guess what I intended? Margarita had come off and she must have known that I would find a way to do the same. She twisted her face, brushing her black hair clear, and looked at me over her shoulder as she lay there.

I sat on the edge of the bed and took the slim leather riding-switch from the table. Its smooth ivory handle was about the size and thickness of my thumb, round in its length and rounded at its tip. I reached for the wet soap that Margarita had used when lathering herself and spread the handle of the switch with it. She began to squirm a little but I held her firmly round the waist with one arm, looking down at the sallow cheeks of Margarita’s bottom until she lay still again.

“Must I send for the others, Margarita? I shall have to unless you show me what a good girl you can be.”

I parted the rear cheek-swell and pressed the rounded end of the ivory handle firmly until Margarita yielded under the increasing pressure with a muted cry of alarm. Then I exercised her bottom in this simple manner for five or ten minutes. At the same time I kissed her lips and eyelids, her ears and neck, my other hand manipulating her between her legs until she grew restive with a new arousal.

After ten or fifteen minutes of watching Margarita’s rear approach stretched round the smooth insertion of thumb-sized ivory, I arranged her a little more carefully on her belly over the pillows. I continued to exercise her a little longer, hearing the slippery soapiness of the movement and the faint suction of the makeshift ivory phallus moving in her. There was an extra suggestiveness in Margarita submitting to the handle of the whip, the symbol of punishment and authority as well as passion. Now my other hand stroked the voluptuous Latin tan of Margarita’s proud buttocks as if to calm her while I drew the ivory handle clear. She turned to me over her shoulder. With the collar-length of her black hair swept clear, there was now a fierce directness in her dark eyes, as well as the firm set of her chin, her wide-boned cheeks and clear brow. Margarita never once pleaded to be spared her ordeal. Nor did she even plead that I must be gentle with her. At the time, I assumed Margarita was a realist who knew that promises to be gentle are always broken in the tyranny of release. Later I understood that she perhaps hoped I would not use her gently.

However, I employed the ivory whip-butt again and saw it enter with soapy ease. I continued it slowly until I saw the first sign of Margarita’s backside moving in a furtive rhythm by contraction and slackening of her buttocks. At last she was responding to the excitement of her nerves in this dark and forbidden area of feminine sensitivity. The first morbid arousal had begun to plague her. It was the antidote that female anatomy provided against the ordeal of being ravished in such a place. She would have denied her state of excitement if I had teased her about it. But I could see the quicker pulse in her throat and I knew that Margarita’s heart must be pounding with anticipation at what was about to happen to her. I cannot tell you whether that anticipation was frightened or eager, or perhaps a little of both. In her present confusion of thought and feeling, I doubt if Margarita herself was quite sure!

I knelt astride her and touched the cherry-head between the sleek tawny swell of Margarita’s rear cheeks.

There was a moment of narrowness and difficulty, the erection being more bulky than its ivory imitation. I murmured softly in Margarita’s ear, assuring her that she could take it if she tried. I smeared a little more pulp of wet soap where there was such tightness. Presently, under the pressure of the smooth head, there was a single muted cry. I felt Margarita yield and was gripped by an elastic tension, in which I sheathed myself slowly, but firmly and deeply. I allowed a minute or two for the Spanish girl to get used to the feeling of so large an intruder in such a place.

“There—is that better now, Margarita? Are you used to feeling how big it is, in such a tight place? Does it really make you feel any more uneasy than having a normal weight to carry there until you can release it? But this time you will not be the one who can decide to relieve yourself of it.”

There followed a whisper of soapiness in a firm but gentle rhythm. I paused from time to time while still in place, so that I might prolong the enjoyment. At last it was Margarita who stirred again first, now the initiator of her own continued submission to this freak of a man’s passion for her.

In the mirror, I was able to admire the reflected face of the sallow-skinned Amazon who lay bottom-upwards over the pillow and endured that form of ravishing which symbolised her bondage in the Villa Rosa. It was provoking to look in the glass and see the image of the Latin beauty of Margarita’s sturdy womanhood being used this way. The firm resolute lines of her face were clearly shown, the intense dark eyes still held their steady gaze. But I had only to move a little harder and deeper to make Margarita bury her face on her folded arms, hiding the gnawing anxiety. At each sinking to the hilt, I could feel the tension of alarm in the line of her naked hips and thighs. But as I rode closer to the finish, it was necessary to move faster and deep all the same.

Margarita’s bottom pressed bravely upwards. I slipped my hands under her, holding her breasts and turning them as I rode her. In my passion I kissed her shoulders and neck with sharp love-bites. Mad with desire for her, I felt myself bursting with the quantity of passion.

I warned Margarita of what was to come and saw her wad her mouth with the corner of the pillow and bite hard upon the padded cotton to stifle her cries. Then I released a first pulse of passion. I smacked the olive tan of her robust firm thighs and raked the flanks of her hips with my fingers. The vent let out its warm passion into the depths of Margarita’s bottom. It was an ecstatic release, in the knowledge that she could not refuse as much as I chose to give her.

My commands to her ended in a gasping and shuddering. Yet as Margarita stirred and began the cautious movements to expel the limp intruder, her lightly squeezing contractions caused it to harden again. Margarita gave a cry of dismay as she felt its stiffness restored and her tightness still fully stretched by it. I smiled at her in the mirror. The movements began again, slowly and almost teasingly.

My second tribute was paid after a longer and more leisurely session. I was with Margarita from an hour before midnight until an hour after. When at last I drew out and the tight little bulls-eye went urgently small and tight, the effect of the soaped intruder made it necessary for the Spanish girl to go hastily to the next room and bolt the door. When she returned I was sitting in the chair. I commanded her to turn her back and bend over so that I might see she was in a decent state. I need not have worried. As she bent with the full cheeked swell of her bottom’s Spanish tan, I could see and smell—from the Palmolive perfume—that Margarita had washed herself like a well brought up daughter of the bourgeoisie.

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July 9th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Mean Maureen O’Hara

Maureen O’Hara is having entirely too much fun ripping the adhesive tape off of actor John Payne’s super-manly rib cage in this photo:

agony for John Payne as cruel nurse Maureen O'Hara gleefully rips the bandages off his torso, along with who knows how much chest hair

It’s said to be a scene from To The Shores Of Tripoli (1942). Do you suppose it was preemptive revenge for those famous cinema spankings she’d get in the 1960s?

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September 6th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Pornocalypse Comes For Kink Education

Speaking honestly, I’ve sort of let my #pornocalypse coverage lapse recently. Not much has changed in years; corporate social media keeps tightening the noose, formerly adult-friendly places become less so. On the one hand we still have the old-fashioned open web, with the freedom to publish on adult topics but without much access to traffic or to the financial system. The freedom to sleep under a bridge, right?

meme of the space under a highway bridge, studded with concrete pyramids to prevent human access, superimposed with the Anatole France quote about how the law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike from sleeping under bridges

On the other hand, we have the infamous five websites, which is where all the people are, and from which they mostly will not migrate nor follow any links.

famous five websites filled with screenshots tweet by Tom Eastman

Adult material and links are mostly not welcome there, on the five websites, except to the extent that that this material is disguised from the machine censors by cutesy emojis and twee circumlocutions. If you’re a “spicy accountant” or a “mattress actress”, a lover of “quink” or a “corn” aficionado, a fan of big eggplants or women whose peach icons sometimes spray cartoon raindrops, corporate social media is very much for you.

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So yeah, I’ve grown tired of the #pornocalypse beat, and I’ve let lots and lots of pornocalyptic stories glide by without any of my commentary. But yesterday, Pandora / Blake (perhaps best known to ErosBlog readers as the director and publisher of Dreams Of Spanking), published an open Patreon post discussing their frustration at the recent deletion of their kink education channel on YouTube.

Blake, also sometimes professionally known as Pandora Blake

Blake’s treatment exemplifies the recent trend in #pornocalypse behavior by the major social media platforms that I first wrote about back in May:

Increasingly the hot new trend in #pornocalypse is social media platforms banning accounts and people not for what they posted/linked, but merely because of who they are. Biggest example was PornHub getting banned from Instagram despite having a whole team of lawyers and creatives making sure their Insta account broke no rules. It’s frustrating, and it’s why I never have the courage to try anything effortful on adult-hostile social media channels.

It used to be common for porn-hostile platforms to tolerate porn-adjacent people, sex educations, and even sex workers, as long as the platform’s specific TOS against adult material were complied with. For many people, this was workable; they’d ride the ragged edge of the TOS for months or a few years, getting specific posts banned and enduring shadow bans, until eventually (and with great pain) they’d lose an account after too many strikes and have to start all over again. You could make a living that way, if you didn’t tire. But, over time, I started noticing that specific TOS compliance stopped mattering. All over porn-hostile social media, people started losing accounts not for any specific violations, but simply because of who they were. If their public identity was too identified with adult topics, they would be banned without warning or appeal, never knowing which posts gave institutional offense. Thus, Blake’s experience:

I’ve been publishing videos on YouTube since 2014, throughout my campaigns against UK porn censorship and age verification. For the last two or three years I’ve been regularly posting original kink education videos, many of which I’ve accompanied with transcripts here on Patreon. The channel mostly consisted of these fully clothed talky adult education videos on topics ranging across consent, BDSM, porn, feminism, queerness, and organisational and self-care strategies. It also included video podcast style interviews with other educators, interviews with adult performers, political campaign videos, and a few carefully cut trailers for spanking films that showed no sex or nudity, but either clothed character interactions and plot snippets (in the case of multi-performer videos) or excerpts from clothed POV fetish talk videos. I suspect it was these latter videos that fell afoul of the content policy, but I have no way of knowing.

None of the videos on my channel included sex or nudity. I avoided posting links to any adult sites in the video descriptions, linking to Patreon and mxblake.com instead. … I’m furious that a channel 90% of which consisted of educational material about consensual pleasure and LGBTQIA issues has been summarily deleted without any option to review or edit the content. Was it just those few talky trailers which YouTube objected to so much, or is the entire project of BDSM education in itself too risqué for YouTube?

My speculation is that the answer is “neither”. Rather, I suspect that one or more videos generated enough algorithmic red flags to fall under human eyes, and the human in question applied the new-ish unofficial #pornocalypse policy that’s been spreading so rapidly throughout corporate social media: “If the entity who posted this is any kind of pornographer or sex worker, nuke their whole stinkyporny channel and get them off the platform. Fuck the terms of service! Those words only mean what we pay them to mean, no more and no less.”

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For me, the event that dropped the final scale from my eyes was when PornHub got banned from Instagram. If it ever made sense to go dancing with the social media devil while accepting your periodic lumps from the censorship algorithms, it no longer does, in my opinion. PornHub has a whole professional social media team, complete with content creators, editors, and as much legal support as they need. You can guarantee that they posted nothing that contravened Instagram’s TOS, not by the least jot or tittle. Did it matter? No. Throw them into the pit! You and I? We’re not going to fare any better.

I don’t have any solutions to offer, and anyway Blake explicitly isn’t asking for any. So I’ll leave you with Blake’s powerful summary of the state of the #Pornocalypse in 2023:

I mourn the loss of the open internet that was promised us in the early 2000s. My cyberpunk dreams of open peer-to-peer communication and free expression have been repeatedly thwarted, and I’m so angry about it. Fuck Google, their YouTube takeover, and their long-standing policy of devaluing adult sites in search results. Fuck Elon Musk for turning Twitter into his own personal ego trip, and a hotbed of Nazism and transphobia. Fuck Meta for taking over Instagram and enforcing their “family friendly” policies in a way that forces grown adult sex educators to talk about “s3x”, “quink” and “spicy corn”. Fuck Tiktok too, while I’m at it. I hate that in order to reach an audience we’re forced into these privately-owned silos which loathe everything to do with consensual adult sexuality, and which have the power to remove our access to social connectivity at the whim of a badly-trained algorithm.

All of this, every word.

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