Major Hoople’s New Shiner

I found this antique porn pamphlet (one of the so-called “8-page bibles”, also sometimes known as “Tijuana bibles”) scanned in an old download directory of mine. The original scan (unaltered by me) is here; the covers and individual pages have been variously cropped, rotated, blown up, and lightly sharpened by me. Such work can be tedious but is somehow still fun; it’s also the sort of time-consuming work that my Patreon supporters make possible. Thank you!

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I found this Tijuana Bible comic panel floating around on my hard drive, thought you’d all enjoy it:

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Kissing The Widow Glass

This panel from one of the ancient “eight page bible / Tijuana Bible ” comics clearly hearkens back to the era when a lot of men considered cunnilingus to be both distasteful and unmanly. More fools they! Normally I shy away from publishing anything that reinforces that sort of outmoded stupidities, but I’m making an exception in this case because of the empowered woman in the panel, and because I quite fancy the bit of accompanying doggerel verse even if the sentiment is vile:

I flirted with the widow Glass —
by gosh, I lived to rue it!
She tried to make me kiss her as
her husband used to do it.

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