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Gamer’s Dream Girlfriend

Wednesday, November 10th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

It’s every young male gamer’s ultimate fantasy. Sitting in a big comfy gaming chair, speed-running through a first person shooter, blasting enemies, porn playing on the side monitor, and a lovely woman kneeling at his feet, sucking his cock determinedly. Yet she seems to demand absolutely nothing of him:

gamer getting a blowjob while he plays

This video and the skillful cock-sucking are both via the hard-working pro-am indy pornographer and performer MissBanana.

miss banana kneels to suck the dick of her gamer boyfriend

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An Ambitious Insertion

Wednesday, March 17th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

This photo of an ambitious woman attempting the insertion of a ridiculously huge toy blew up all over the amateur-uploads porn sites seven or eight years ago. That’s all the sourcing I have on it. The toy itself looks buttplug-shaped, but I don’t know how much that matters:

ambitious insertion of a huge butt plug into her pussy

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Pearl Necklace Plus

Wednesday, March 10th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

She already had a pearl necklace, so he just went for it:

cum on her face

Probably amateur porn, but I don’t have a source.

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A Private Blowjob

Monday, January 18th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

You might wonder at my choice of title for this image. A private blowjob? Aren’t they mostly all private? Well, yes, except for sex clubs, especially-liberal nude beaches, porn both commercial and amateur, and a few other exceptional situations we could probably think up.

nude black woman with braids crouches in front of a white man to suck him off and give him an interracial blowjob

This one, I think, comes from the rich vein of amateur porn, perhaps uploaded to Tumblr in its heyday. So, why call it private? Because of the discreet posing. We are left with no doubt what’s going on, but our flexible fellatrix’s face and identity are well protected.

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“Look What I Made You Do!”

Friday, July 17th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

This photo is from a group of kinky amateur sex photos that circulated about a decade ago. If you wonder why people like “amateur” porn despite the category being utterly flooded with commercial porn shot to look similar, ask yourself when was the last time you saw such a “look what I made happen!” expression of self-satisfied glee on the face of a model in commercial blowjob porn:

a spurt of jizz on the forehead and face of this smug blowjob queen

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Rita And Her Kissing Friend

Sunday, September 16th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Hello internet! The lady on the left is Rita, an amateur-porn model who appears in dozens of photos that seem to date from the 1960s or the 1970s:

lesbian kissing in amateur porn

The pretty girl on the right we do not have a name for. My provenance on Rita is somewhat disbursed and sketchy; this photo (which doesn’t show her face well) appears with many others that do show the same distinctive body and hair in several photosets that provided me the the 60s-amateur sourcing. The sets, unfortunately, are at ludicrously-evil user-upload sites full of coin-miner popunders and advertising so hostile I dare not link you. But I saw enough before my Norton Antivirus started to steam and hiss that I became convinced Rita and her friend probably were early amateurs, swingers, pro-am models, or something of the sort.

Thanks to Nortypig for tweeting out a version of the photo with better color balance than all the shit-sites have.

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Does Your Wife Fit In A Bucket?

Thursday, May 24th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Of course she does: after all, you can always get a bigger bucket!

exhibitionist wife flashing a titty

Silly jokes aside, WifeBucket bills itself as “the original amateur-wife and real-MILF adult site.” Don’t think too hard about those claims. After all, WifeBucket only dates to 2009, and amateur porn on the internet goes at least fifteen years further back than that. They also say they have “probably the biggest online archive of nude wives, home porn, and swingers”, which might indeed be so. Roughly 320,000 photos and 7,000 videos is a lot nowadays; as far as I know you won’t find (anywhere!) the million-photo collections that were possible in the freewheeling times around the turn of the century, when there were a zillion commercial porn studios pumping out fake “amateur” porn to mix with the authentic stuff being uploaded, and it was impossible to tell which was which.

Wifebucket presents itself as a fairly traditional user-submitted images site, one that’s evolving into a paid-membership model as most such sites are these days. It offers a mix of paid and free galleries presented on the front page (plus more on their blog), with a paid membership option prominently offered:

wife bucket screenshot

They take Bitcoin, which is still rare for porn companies. It’s a prudent precaution in my opinion. Attacking the adult industry through its payment systems is a growing trend, and though Bitcoin per se is probably not the ultimate solution, diversifying payments outside the Visa/Mastercard ecosystem stranglehold is the only long term fix. Bitcoin is at least a step in that direction.

As you would expect from a site which, despite its current membership business model, has clear heritage in the erstwhile mania for tubes, there’s plenty of free and visually-engaging content available for visitors:

beach nudes with sand on their boobs

I had great fun in a gallery of facial cumshot photos amusing myself imagining personalities based on the expressions of the supposed wives depicted. Really, which of these women would you rather be married to? There are no right or wrong answers!

wifebucket faces of cum

Choice A: The sultry-but-unimpressed Mediterranean beauty. A model, or possibly an actress. The one on a leash. She’s not happy about the facial cumshot, even though it’s within the parameters she agreed to when she put on your collar. She’s going to be in a bit of a sulk for the rest of the evening. The conversational weather forecast is: stormy. You might be better off keeping her leashed until bedtime.

Choice B: The blonde, with the eyebrows she’s plucked until they’re scared. She’s about to burst into laughter, wipe her face on a pillow, and leap out of bed. If you’re lucky, and I think that’s pretty well established, she might start baking a batch of cookies.

I’ve never tracked amateur, swinger, and home-made porn very closely; it’s not precisely in the lane of my interests even though it’s not at all uncommon for individual bits of it to be strike me as very fine and arousing indeed. But I’ve certainly spent enough time over the last twenty years rummaging through collections containing this kind of material. Some I’ve enjoyed, some have struck me as squalid or unpleasant. This one, on balance, I enjoyed.

wifebucket banner

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The Mommy Shot

Tuesday, November 27th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

This is one of the reasons why — in a perfect world where the money stretches to enough bedrooms — it’s a better idea for the parents not to have the crib three feet away from their own bed:

amateur porn facial cumshot of a wife kneeling between her bed and the crib

Found on Tumblr, of course.

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Tumbled Cumshot Porn

Saturday, October 9th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

I was running through a vein of Tumblrs this morning with a lot of cumshot porn that I can’t or won’t put here for various reasons. But then I thought, for what better reason did God in His Earthly Avatar Tim Berners-Lee implement the hyperlink?

  • This one made me laugh. She’s got a zucchini to masturbate with, and she’s not afraid to use it. And judging by the mess, he really likes to watch.
  • Two sleepy-looking girls in this photo are trying to lick the last drop of goodness out of this man’s cock. It’s the sort of scene most men figure they’ll never see even once in their lives. It’s not that you couldn’t arrange a threesome — that can be done if you’re some combination of smooth and handsome and lucky and rich — but setting a scene that relaxed and loving? Not easy.
  • On the other hand, these two girls are just about to get the flavor and it looks like they are expecting something like liquified dog poo mixed with apple-scented dish detergent. Ladies, if you’re hating the idea so much, why are you there?
  • There’s a ton of fake cumshot porn out there where the ladies are drizzled with various mixtures of condensed milk, cornstarch, and so on; you can Google fake jizz recipes. Something about these two girls makes me think they vamped themselves up in the kitchen and posed for this shot to torture an absent young feller. It’s just got that “I’m posing for my facebook and my head is turned because my arm is stretched out with the camera in my hand” feel to it:

    girls covered in fake jizz

  • Here we have an over-capacity and overflow issue. And yet he’s still pumping!
  • This right here is the ultimate “happy girlfriend” post-blowjob look. I’m not saying there isn’t a professional photog out there who can’t get a paid model to look like that (that’s why we call them “professionals”) but I am saying it’s why people put so much time and effort into looking for real amateur porn on the web.
  • Aaaiiieeee! It burns!

I could go on like this for hours, but that’s enough to get started with.

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Taking A Bath

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

I confess I’m not quite sure what the scenario is that explains a young lady with a near-perfect butt taking a bath while wearing panties. But sometimes in this world, you just don’t gotta ask those hard questions:
perfect ass wearing wet soapy panties

From Amateur Hi-Def.

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