Have You Tried The “Bottom Diet”?

Your Boy Joey has a weight-loss tip you may not have tried yet:

Transcript:

I was thinking about something today, and the simple fact is that I’ve lost almost 35 pounds.

One of the ways that I’ve done that is simply by wearing a butt plug for four to eight hours a day. I think my body interprets that as, like, poop. And the next thing you know, I don’t want that extra chicken parm sandwich.

There you go. It’s the actual bottom diet.

Since ErosBlog is a body-positive sex blog, you won’t find much talk of diets or body size here. But for this “diet” tip, I was willing to make an exception.

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