A Well-Written Gangbang Fantasy

Last September in this space we enjoyed a short video clip of Nikki Glaser fantasizing about an unobtainable style of gangbang porn where the men are full of praise and respect, and pamper the female talent while they screw the everlovin’ heck out of her. I was instantly reminded of that clip — and of the entire pornified tradition of degrading body writing — when I saw Mr Girl Face fantasizing about a gangbang with positive/uplifting body-writing messages:

The fantasy:

A gangbang where people write on me, but instead of it being like, slut, whore, pig, cum dumpster, it’s like, have a great summer. Jonathan was here. Had so much fun with you. Can’t wait to do it again. Next time, cutie. One love. (More like nine plus the cameraman…)

PS: My mother, may she rest in peace, would not have approved, in all her 2nd-wave feminism and distaste for objectification, of any part of my ErosBlog enterprise; but she would specifically come back from the grave to haunt me, were I so remiss as to fail to highlight and celebrate this magnificent rag doll from the video background. Thus:

There, that’s better. Hauntings averted.

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His Naked Valentine

What better Valentine’s Day card could you hope to get than warm sentiments written on a naked blonde?

The photos are from a late 1960s nudie flick, but I don’t know which one.

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Mouth Property

Here’s some submissive face-writing where the mouth is an “o” that actually finds something other than the typical “whore” to write with it:

I am unclear whether she’s advertising her mouth specifically as owned property, or whether it’s a more general announcement respecting (or disrespecting, if you like) her entire person.

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This Anal Whore Advertises

I know this sort of body writing is often a humiliation fetish practice, but I prefer to think that our well-spread entrepreneur with her panties down just believes in unmistakable advertising. Because after all, good anal whores are said to be hard to find. It’s really a compliment, isn’t it?

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Her Whore Hole Selfie

In the post No Such Thing As A Worthless Hole, I wrote with some derision about a certain type of porn-adjacent misogynist. I kept seeing them on Twitter, reacting to other people’s body-writing and humiliation-play photos by adding a whole other level of woman-negative commentary.

Has it made me wary of sharing that kind of photo with appreciation? Maybe. But this one I like rather a lot. Something in the quirk of her lips has convinced me that this selfie is ironic and made in a spirit of good fun. Plus, I’ve always enjoyed the visual pun of face-writing that treats mouths as the letter “o”:

From a long-defunct tumblr.

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“Please Draw On Me”

At the Final BDSM Orgy Party in the Upper Floor event space in Kink.com’s erstwhile Armory studios, apparently one of the entertainments was a cup of ink pens and a bare woman for attendees to use as their artistic canvas. It’s just like crayoning on the butcher paper at a barbecue restaurant, only much more fun!

Although The Upper Floor is no longer an updated going concern, all the shoots that ever appeared in that channel are still available as part of a Kink.com subscription.

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