Last September in this space we enjoyed a short video clip of Nikki Glaser fantasizing about an unobtainable style of gangbang porn where the men are full of praise and respect, and pamper the female talent while they screw the everlovin’ heck out of her. I was instantly reminded of that clip — and of the entire pornified tradition of degrading body writing — when I saw Mr Girl Face fantasizing about a gangbang with positive/uplifting body-writing messages:

The fantasy:

A gangbang where people write on me, but instead of it being like, slut, whore, pig, cum dumpster, it’s like, have a great summer. Jonathan was here. Had so much fun with you. Can’t wait to do it again. Next time, cutie. One love. (More like nine plus the cameraman…)

PS: My mother, may she rest in peace, would not have approved, in all her 2nd-wave feminism and distaste for objectification, of any part of my ErosBlog enterprise; but she would specifically come back from the grave to haunt me, were I so remiss as to fail to highlight and celebrate this magnificent rag doll from the video background. Thus:

raggedy doll

There, that’s better. Hauntings averted.

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