Keep Your Dick Off The Buttons

It’s hard to know whether this “Do not click buttons with genitalia” sign is evidence of the toxic masculinity levels at the University Of Alabama or whether it’s waggish art. But either way, I don’t think I’m touching those buttons:

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Sexy Buttoned Stockings

When women mostly stopped wearing stockings, we lost a lot of chances for sexy differentiation in calf-coverings:

From Usenet.

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