Have Some Cake

A weighty meal of a conversation in the comments under the previous post generated a request for a dessert serving of cheesecake, presumably in the pinup girl sense of the word. But why not two kinds of cake in the same post?

Birthday cake with cheesecake dominatrix is signed “Russ Smith” who is Sorenutz on Patreon.

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I Would Eat The Titty Cake

As any chef will tell you, presentation is more than half the meal. This meal, I would enjoy:

Artwork is by Hige.

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The Nude Who Lost The Food Fight

If she wasn’t pouting so hard, I would assume this porn darling was a splosh-fetish enthusiast. But she seems rather unhappy about the bits of cupcake (?) all over her body and the wall behind her. If wet-and-messy is not her thing, I can only assume she’s the least-popular girl at the shoot, and the pastries on the craft table were too stale to eat today, and she was crap at ducking and dodging:

Cutting against my theory is the fact that most of her face seems to have been rather miraculously spared, excepting only one strategic spot that doesn’t threaten her makeup.

The photo comes from Cover Girls 16, which was a Color Climax porn magazine title in the — I’m guessing here? — 1970s or very early 1980s.

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A Snack In The Kitchen

You know what they say: the couple that snacks together, stays together. Right? They do say that, right?

By the artist Philippe Bertrand as seen in Newlook #6 (February 1984).

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Messy Fun, Wedding Edition

If they have this much fun during the ritual feeding of the cake at the wedding, just imagine how much fun they’ll have in privacy with whipped cream and honey:

Although, judging by the not-entirely-pleased look on her face, he may have to be punished first.

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