Cave Girl Phones It In

There’s not much about this photo that makes sense, until you understand it’s from a vintage lingerie ad inviting magazine readers to “come out of the bone age, darling” by upgrading the bone stays in their girdles to modern technological materials in the form of “circular springlets”:

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Cave Girl Elena

Elena the cave-girl hasn’t seen another human being since she got lost during the migration of her clan when she was very small. She survives on nuts and berries and wild grains and the small animals she can catch in her snares. But she hates to kill the furry creatures, and takes no more of than she needs. A bunny-fur bra is emphatically not among her needs:

Picture credit: Met Art.

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