The Magic Cock Words

So, I just got this spam email:

Say these “magic words” to a girl and SHE WILL SUCK YOUR COCK! Shocking free video reveals magic words that make any girl want to suck your cock…tonight! 100% guaranteed!

Somewhere on the internet, some frustrated fool is watching a cheesy video ad for some sort of pickup-artist club/course/scam, waiting to hear the promised magic words…

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I’m not sure this is a look you ever want to see in such a moment:

My provenance on this art is a little shaky. I think (going by the name of the file in my Usenet download directory) that the artist name is Aguilera, and I know it’s part of a panel from a French-language comic. But I don’t have a title.

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