Keep Your Dick Off The Buttons

It’s hard to know whether this “Do not click buttons with genitalia” sign is evidence of the toxic masculinity levels at the University Of Alabama or whether it’s waggish art. But either way, I don’t think I’m touching those buttons:

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Dickbeating Removes No Chastity Belts

Some emotions are timeless. To wit, this heartfelt facepalm, as Our Heroine realizes that two silly boys dickbeating over their conflicting plans to rescue her from her chastity belt aren’t ever going to get her out of it:

Artwork is by Martin Van Maele.

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