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Thursday, October 17th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
I frequently stumble over the ambiguities of porn taxonomy. For example, if I say “double blowjob”, does that suggest to you that two women are fellating the same cock? Or that one woman is fellating two squished-together cocks at once? Or is she simply kneeling in front of two naked men and alternating her oral attentions upon them? It’s undefined, and that’s frustrating. But in this case, it means two women are simultaneously lavishing their oral attentions on the same cock:
Photo is from the cover of Intercourse In Colors #10.
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Friday, August 4th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
This double blowjob from around 1980 (courtesy of an old issue of the Color Climax magazine Sex Inspiration) was very edgy stuff for its time. You might think the double blowjob was the controversial part, and indeed it would have been deemed legally obscene in some jurisdictions. But no: it’s the white woman with black men that would have most severely offended the bluenoses of forty years ago.
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Monday, January 16th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
One of the trickiest points of etiquette when a mortal man fucks two nice ladies at the same time is: how to share the scarcest resource (male orgasm) fairly? This fellow grapples with it by means that I can only describe as the “enthusiastic spraying” of his vital essences:
His enthusiasm, at least, is understandable:
Scenes are said to be from My Best Friend’s Boyfriend, produced by X-Art.
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Friday, June 24th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
If a young lady would seek to educate herself in the fine art of the blowjob, taking blowjob lessons is no bad thing. But most heterosexual men are not equipped with the skills necessary to impart these lessons! The gulf between merely enjoying blowjobs and being an actual blowjob expert is considerable. That’s why having an oral sex mentor is so important, especially if your blowjob tutor has a firm hand and is not afraid to offer on-the-job performance tips:
Our oral sex co-learning team here consists of Ashlyn Rae and Jennifer White, in a scene performed for Reality Kings.
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Sunday, April 17th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Usually in a double blowjob scene the cooperating ladies take turns. Sometimes one will tend to the head of the cock while the other one offers support services to the shaft or the balls, and then they’ll switch. But you don’t often see them so hungry and greedy that they basically lip-wrestle each other to see who’ll get the dick in their mouth at any given moment:
This .gif comes from one of the many titles in the Brazzers Studios series Big Tits In Sports.
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Monday, January 10th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
“No need to push or shove or squabble, ladies! There’s plenty of cum for the both of you!”
Artwork is by Temon, via Kinky Delight.
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Tuesday, October 12th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Will both of those big dicks fit in her mouth? Of course they will!
The bigmouthed woman is Bonnie Rotten, from Meet Bonnie via Kink Unlimited.
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Saturday, February 6th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
It’s early yet, but this pool party is really starting to look up:
And, after a few sexy shenanigans, so too are the guests of honor!
These are screen captures from Ashlyn And Misha Share A Fat Cock Poolside, which is a Twisted Visual movie via Kink Unlimited.
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Tuesday, August 4th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
These double blowjob photos were circulated on Tumblr as a “mother and daughter blowjob” photoset a decade ago, but I’m too much of a skeptic to completely buy the fantasy. For one thing, and I could easily be wrong, I think there’s less than an entire generation of age difference between these two women. For another, these features are “a type” I’ve seen before: upper-Midwest freckle-faced strawberry blondes. They’re pretty common in what my aunt likes to call “the Scandahoovian belt”. So my theory is: some enterprising porn maker spotted two fairly-similar models in his casting database with five or ten years of age difference between them. Then he had them use makeup to enhance the age contrast, so he could boil up some mother-daughter blowjob porn he could market with a not-quite-even-fauxcest angle.
Could I be wrong? Sure. But even if these two oral entrepreneurs actually are biological relatives, my money would be on a pair of sisters with a substantial age gap between them.
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Tuesday, August 13th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Satisfactorily sucking two dicks at the same time is a serious life skill that this freckle-faced redhead appears to have thoroughly mastered. I don’t know if one goes to school in order to learn how to do this, or if it’s a matter of hanging out at the beach after dark all summer and just getting a whole lot of practice:
Artwork is by Cambiotti.
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Thursday, February 28th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
This lurid account of a staged sex show featuring a simultaneous double blowjob is from The Hidden Camera by Susan Carter. It’s a Liverpool Library Press (LLP) stroke book first published in 1972, number 215 in the Rear Window series (RWS/215):
The two naked men on the stage began to manhandle the voluptuous girl with a cruel kind of contempt. Herman, the big blond chauffeur, seized her wrists and spun her so that everyone might see her nakedly rounded buttocks that were unblemished and perfectly twinned. She rocked and undulated as Ben, the dark-haired butler and bodyguard, reached forward with big rough hands and began massaging her softly quivering breasts, which excited the crowd even more.
Her back still to the audience, the men made her bend over, forcing her down with their brute masculine strength. As she bent over and spread her legs to keep her balance, her buttocks were completely exposed, as was her narrow, hair-lined cuntal slit with its swollen vaginal lips. The men treated the girl roughly, each of them seizing a cheek of her ass and spreading it to show her anus hidden deep in her fleshy crevice.
The audience was beginning to urge the threesome on, whispering obscenities as men and women caressed each other lewdly in the dark.
“Fuck her!” was hissed.
“Make her suck!” another breathed.
“Fuck her, fuck her ass,” another said hoarsely.
“I’d give a hundred… no, two… no, damn it, I’d give anything to spend a night with her.”
“Fuck her, fuck her silly.”
“Quiet.” The voice of Fred Hartman cut through the air that was heavy with cigarette and marijuana smoke, stopping all the dark-time talk. Couples lewdly caressed one another in silence while they looked at the stage with predatory eyes.
The men suddenly freed her, and she whirled around on the audience, her voluptuously full breasts dancing as she turned. Her beautiful face was animated, and it was obvious she had enjoyed being so obscenely displayed in front of everyone and hearing their vulgar suggestions.
Her hands wrapped themselves around the rampant shafts of the now fully thick cocks, and she began stroking them in a lewd time, pulling the skin all the way back until she fully exposed their purplish mushroom heads. Both Ben and Herman began fondling and caressing her lushly ripened breasts. They got rougher with each passing second, pinching her nipples and almost brutally massaging the soft flowing flesh. Their hard hands were getting wild and running all over her naked body, and she permitted them to do whatever they liked. In fact, she seemed to enjoy it as she closed her eyes. Her eyelids fluttered and a pleased, dazed smile was on her wetly parted lips as she stroked their iron-hard cocks with both her hands while their fingers roughly probed at the sensitive flesh up between her long lithe legs.
Obscenely, she bent one knee and lifted the leg slightly, her weight on her bare toes, giving the men a better avenue to her cuntal opening. She grimaced half with pain, half with anticipated pleasure as Ben’s thick forefinger forced its way up into her wetly throbbing pussy. He began sawing in and out of the lust-dampened cunt, his finger glistening with her lubrication.
Now the room was intently silent. The atmosphere changed from high-charged sexuality, to a silent, intent lewdness. Everyone watched as the girl jutted her hips forward and let her hips begin to pump, ever so slightly, in time to the finger sawing in and out of her wetly clasping vagina. Her hands were still squeezing the two cocks and stroking them in a lewd rhythm, as Herman grabbed her long, coal-black hair from behind and pulled her head back. Their open mouths locked together in a long lewd kiss. Their wetly hot tongues could be seen licking at each other as his big hands pawed and fondled her proud naked breasts.
The room seemed to be growing hotter, and everyone pressed closer to the stage as they realized what they were seeing: a no-holds-barred ravishment of a girl who looked like she belonged on the society page or in a Hollywood movie. The combination of her stunning looks and obvious sensuality and wantonly wild behavior was too much. Men made secret plans to abandon their wives and mates later on in the evening in order to get to this pagan girl who was writhing so lewdly in front of them.
The scene grew wilder and low animal moans came from the crowd as they watched the girl slowly sinking to the stage floor. The finger was pulled from the tight opening up between her legs with a wetly plopping sound, as Ben and Herman slowly forced the girl down on her knees.
Actually, there was no need to force her. Willingly, slowly, tantalizingly, her hips pumping lewdly all the while, she knelt on the floor of the stage between the two men, still rhythmically stroking their huge cocks. Her eyes half closed, she turned her head and looked longingly at Ben’s erect, brutally hard penis in front of her face.
The men shuffled in on either side of her, giving her little room. With a look of pure bliss on her face, the girl pulled Ben’s thickly pulsating cock down to her half-open mouth and let her tongue flick out and lick its huge swollen head. Then, opening her mouth wide, she slowly guided the hot shaft of hard flesh into the warm moist confines of her mouth. Her lips closed down around the blunted head and her cheeks hollowed and expanded as she began sucking.
“Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!” Again, a moan, a ripple of delight went through the room. Zippers were opened and male hands found their way up dresses as everyone watched the nakedly kneeling girl begin hungrily sucking on the penis as her other hand stroked the blond Herman’s excited penis. Her head bobbed back and forth as she devoured as much of the hard flesh as she could. Ben’s long pulsating shaft glistened with her saliva and shone in the overhead spotlight as the big bodyguard began to brutally fuck in and out of her mouth, his powerful hips pumping back and forth. With a loud groan, his hands reached down to tangle in her long charcoal black hair and hold her head in place as he began to jolt her with the force of his inward strokes.
Herman meanwhile contented himself with reaching down and caressing her nakedly quivering breasts as she sucked with eyes blissfully closed. The room was thick now with cigarette smoke and the pungent, sweetish smell of hashish. Couples were openly and lewdly embracing each other. The smell of alcohol hung heavy in the air as men were drinking, a fever in their flesh as they watched the salaciously exciting spectacle up on stage. Clothes were being dropped hastily to the floor with a sibilant rustle as almost everyone felt the need to be naked. Yet every eye was on the stage and the helpless girl who was so obscenely crouched between the two men.
The girl pulled Ben’s wetly glistening cock from her mouth with obvious reluctance, her lips clinging until the very last minute then her tongue licking its underside lasciviously, before she snapped her head around and opened her mouth wide to take in Herman’s long hard thickness. Her free hand groped behind her for the swollen wet cock her lewdly hungering mouth had just abandoned; it was slippery in her hand, and she fondled its heatedly pulsating length as her mouth slid back and forth over the hot pole of male flesh with an ecstatic intensity.
The two men were aroused now to a near-violent state, and they crowded around her nakedly kneeling body, their hands massaging and roughly fondling her tender flesh. They seemed determined to do everything to this girl, and they were growing wilder and rougher with each passing second. They tried and finally succeeded in getting both of their hotly throbbing cocks in her mouth at the same time.
They held her head tilted back, holding her brutally by her long hair as they stood side by side fucking into her beautiful face. People in the audience left their seats to press around the stage in order to see this obscene humiliation of the girl. Her head was forced back and her mouth was grotesquely opened wide as both massively thickened penises were crammed into her mouth. Wildly, insanely, she sucked at both of them, her hands cupping their powerful buttocks and pulling them toward her. Women panted and men gaped with open mouths at the sight of the voluptuous girl sucking both lust-thickened cocks at once…
Saturday, August 20th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
The vintage (pre-1930) French erotic movie Massages features the earliest film I have seen of an electric vibrator being used for male arousal and erection-stimulation. It’s interesting because it features a storyline of a man shown to have arousal difficulties. Of course he gets those difficulties quite thoroughly and happily resolved, with the help of two pretty “nurses”, their newfangled electric vibrator, and their professional-level skills with fingers and tongues.
Our story starts when, as one does, our man is leafing through the back pages of his newspaper, looking at and laughing over the ads for bogus “impuissance” treatments:
Wait, did I say “bogus”? Silly me. This was in Paris, before the Nazis came. If your erection needed some assistance, there was genuine help to be found in the back of the newspaper! And because this silent movie has its intertitle cards in both French and English, we can read this next ad right along with our interested Frenchman:
Hey, it seems worth a try, or at least a laugh, right? There follow a few frames in which an offscreen presence speaking via an intertitle card — perhaps his wife? — encourages him to go and “try once more”. So off he goes to the massage parlor “Castle Anthrax” for a professional visit with Dr. Winston and Dr. Piglet. No, wait, that’s rather a different movie. Right, he goes to Lady Irma’s place to find his youth again, in the care of two oh-so-respectable nurses:
These nurses are very high-tech for their times. They have an electric massager!
The vibrator feels very good on his bare butt. He can’t help arching his back and thrusting his buns up into the air:
“But sir! That’s not why you’re here. Now roll over, we have business with your business.”
Have you played with the early wall-current massager/vibrators? I have. No dick that can rise will stay limp for long under those vibrations. And because this is porn — if for no other reason — this dick can rise. It does:
Once the trick is begun, it’s nothing that four professional hands can’t easily encourage:
I am going to go out on the limb and say that our fellow is a happy customer!
It’s at this point that the movie begins to seem quite thoroughly modern, as our nurses collaborate to give the man an efficient double blowjob. I found myself quite charmed by their evident delight in sharing his dick with each other and with the camera:
Lady Irma predicted it: “If you come, you will come again.” Hell yeah, this man’s coming back.
Tuesday, August 11th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Twin sisters give better blowjobs, everybody says so:
From a 1987 comic by Asmodeus called Thai Sisters.
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Tuesday, September 27th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
She’s ambitious, you got to give her that much:
From Flora’s Life by Bruno Coq.
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Saturday, September 17th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
A awkwardly-translated Eurocomic find from Usenet:
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Monday, December 20th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
A thing that happened at The Pervocracy:
A discussion of phlebotomy somehow degenerated into examining Rowdy’s superficial dorsal vein (“yeah, I could get blood from that, but he probably wouldn’t like it”), which degenerated into a more general inspection and contemplation of the male anatomy, which of course degenerated into a double blowjob. As discussions of phlebotomy so often do.
P.S. Degenerated? I understand the impulse behind the word choice, but I’m still fighting the urge to channel Andre The Giant and go “I do not think it means…”
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Saturday, October 9th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I was running through a vein of Tumblrs this morning with a lot of cumshot porn that I can’t or won’t put here for various reasons. But then I thought, for what better reason did God in His Earthly Avatar Tim Berners-Lee implement the hyperlink?
- This one made me laugh. She’s got a zucchini to masturbate with, and she’s not afraid to use it. And judging by the mess, he really likes to watch.
- Two sleepy-looking girls in this photo are trying to lick the last drop of goodness out of this man’s cock. It’s the sort of scene most men figure they’ll never see even once in their lives. It’s not that you couldn’t arrange a threesome — that can be done if you’re some combination of smooth and handsome and lucky and rich — but setting a scene that relaxed and loving? Not easy.
- On the other hand, these two girls are just about to get the flavor and it looks like they are expecting something like liquified dog poo mixed with apple-scented dish detergent. Ladies, if you’re hating the idea so much, why are you there?
- There’s a ton of fake cumshot porn out there where the ladies are drizzled with various mixtures of condensed milk, cornstarch, and so on; you can Google fake jizz recipes. Something about these two girls makes me think they vamped themselves up in the kitchen and posed for this shot to torture an absent young feller. It’s just got that “I’m posing for my facebook and my head is turned because my arm is stretched out with the camera in my hand” feel to it:
- Here we have an over-capacity and overflow issue. And yet he’s still pumping!
- This right here is the ultimate “happy girlfriend” post-blowjob look. I’m not saying there isn’t a professional photog out there who can’t get a paid model to look like that (that’s why we call them “professionals”) but I am saying it’s why people put so much time and effort into looking for real amateur porn on the web.
- Aaaiiieeee! It burns!
I could go on like this for hours, but that’s enough to get started with.
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Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
This is from a French-language comic called Anna: Innocente Pervertie, by Stragmalia:
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Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
There are certain sights that convey more than they show. This one, for instance, shows Berlin and Madison Young kneeling attentively, and not overdressed. But what does it say?
It says “somebody is going to have a good weekend!”
Which, if you look at the rest of the shoot, turns out to be the case.
From The Training Of O.
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