Into Tentacles? Here’s How To Show It
Saturday, September 27th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
If you know anybody who needs to go through life flagging for sticky suction-cup tentacular action, you had better buy them one of these now, because I can’t imagine it will be in stock for long:
Advertised with this copy:
Adorn yourself with an ominous accessory from deep under the sea!
This pewter ear wrap curves up and over the ear. The bottom section of the piece, or the back of the earring post, extends further below the ear. The beautiful detailing of a delicate tentacle complete with tiny suction cups could be seen as part of a mysterious kraken, playful octopus or even a miniature manifestation of Cthulhu himself! A perfect gift for fans of Lovecraft, cephalopods and a certain sub-genre of hentai.
Much later update: It’s been long out of stock at the retailer where I originally found it, so I pulled the broken links.
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