She Got Caught In The Gate

Everybody knows that farm livestock (cows and goats and emus and stuff) are stupid about fences. They’ll get stuck in the craziest ways. But what most urbanites don’t realize is that sometimes, farm women have the same problem.

Climbing over a fence to go skinny-dipping or sunbathing, foot slips, a funny stumble, whoops, bam! Stuckity-stuck. And they can’t always rely on the nearest field hand to be precisely helpful…

Photos are from The Rancher’s Daughter via Kink Unlimited.

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Sex Ice Cream

I still have most of the last season of Anthony Bourdain’s food and travel show in my DVR. I watch it, an episode here or there, as chances come up. I’m not in any hurry to say goodbye. In the episode about Newfoundland, he gave a very evocative review of a soft serve ice cream flavored with Chanterelle mushrooms:

“It tastes like farmer’s daughter. You know, that musty funk, in a hayloft? It’s kinda dirty, but in a good way!”

You would know, Anthony. You would know.

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