Glass Candy Cane Insertion Toy

So I saw something this Christmas season that totally made me go “Ho ho ho!” The Glass Candy Cane is a gorgeous stocking stuffer that could totally stuff other stuff too if you get my drift and I know you do:

Even thought it’s a large (12 inches overall length) Pyrex-glass insertable sex toy, it still manages to look (almost) totally innocent — and very festive! — sitting right there in the Christmas stocking for the world to see. That’s a bonus and a half. The sales copy reads:

The slippery smooth, long end of the shaft provides 6.5 inches of delicious Pyrex pleasure, while the curved end can be used to target more hard-to-reach places. Made of waterproof, hypoallergenic, odor and phthalate-free Pyrex glass that wonderfully retains and transmits heat and cold, this firm, hefty stick is sure to bring gasps of delight — on Christmas morning or any morning.

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For Display Only

The great Italian novelist Alberto Moravia (1907-1990) was surely no stranger to the world of eros for many reasons. Perhaps the one closest to my own heart was that he wrote a novel entitled Il Disprezzo which would be made into a film by Jean-Luc Goddard called Le Mépris in 1963, which provided Brigitte Bardot an opportunity to steam up eyeglasses in art-house cinemas everywhere.

So it was no surprise to find that among Moravia’s possessions was this exquisite glass sculpture designed by Renato Analue.

And of course I just had to share.

My initial reaction might have been “What a remarkable abstraction!” had I not seen it in Hans-Jürgen Döpp’s The Erotic Museum in Berlin.

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