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Buff Hello Kitty

Sunday, June 30th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Hello Kitty has really bulked up since the last time I saw her! I never knew she was a muscle mommy:

weightlifting Hello Kitty in a tight sports bra

The sticker was spotted for sale in Toronto by mcc.

I must now confess that “muscle mommy” is a new phrase in my inventory. After checking to confirm my shallow understanding of it, I found myself typing “are muscle mommies lesbian-coded” into Google. And that, my friends, is not a question that 2024’s AI-infected ad-tech-enabled search engines are willing or able to answer for me.

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Hello Kitty, Abducted

Thursday, November 27th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

The Nymph is hard at work on Thanksgiving pies so I’m bothering her with internet mistreatment of her beloved Hello Kitty. Bondage Blog recently found this gagged and blindfolded kitty:

Hello Kitty doll wearing blindfold and gag

Apparently she was part of a whole Hello Kitty kinky bedroom treatment “discovered” by the folks at Hello Kitty Hell.

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Hello Perverted Kitty

Thursday, November 11th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

This one is for The Nymph, who lurves her some Hello Kitty:

hello kitty dominatrix

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Catastrophic Ass Tattoos

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

On a girl, these would be merely unfortunate:

bummer dude

2024 update: I look back on this post with bewilderment. I don’t recognize the guy who wrote it. Apparently, 2009 me (a) thought that these slightly-hairy ass cheeks were somehow determinative of the inked person’s gender; and (b) titrated my ridicule of body art differently by gender; and (c) believed it was OK to ridicule body art in the first place. (Unfortunately a great many of my early posts about tattoos incorporate that last malfunction.) I generally don’t delete or strongly edit old posts that I no longer feel good about, but if I did, this one would be for the chop.

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Sex Toy Education: Hello Kitty!

Monday, November 8th, 2004 -- by Bacchus

Here you go: everything you ever wanted to know about the Hello Kitty vibrator.

Yes, it is/was a real thing:

Genko hello kitty shoulder massager vibrator

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