Sex Ice Cream

I still have most of the last season of Anthony Bourdain’s food and travel show in my DVR. I watch it, an episode here or there, as chances come up. I’m not in any hurry to say goodbye. In the episode about Newfoundland, he gave a very evocative review of a soft serve ice cream flavored with Chanterelle mushrooms:

“It tastes like farmer’s daughter. You know, that musty funk, in a hayloft? It’s kinda dirty, but in a good way!”

You would know, Anthony. You would know.

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Eat It: Or Wear It On Your Head

So, just another sunny day in Barcelona, walking your slave on a leash. Why would you stop to buy her an ice cream cone? How is she going to eat it?

Oh.

To me the funniest part of this whole scene is the detail from one of the pictures — blown up here for you — showing the look of outrage on the face of the dude who sold the ice cream when he sees WTF they just did with it:

Photos are from a recent shoot in Barcelona for Public Disgrace, which is now one of the channels included in Kink Unlimited, the product where you get all of Kink.com’s sites (now called “channels”) for one monthly subscription price. (As it happens they are currently having a 20th-anniversary sale; their first site (Hogtied.com) opened back in 1997.)

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Nude Outing For Ice Cream

It’s just another day in San Francisco! Marie decides to take a naked scamper down the street to buy a waffle cone, but along the way, she meets a huge friendly dog and makes a new friend:

Photos are from Nude In San Francisco.

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Ice Cream Facial

One girl, one soft-serve ice cream machine:

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Eat It Or Wear It

Summer is coming, which means it’s time for ice cream!

Only, this girl seems to be a little confused about what ice cream is for. It’s not really supposed to be used as a pussy coolant…

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