The Camel Toe Cup
Thursday, November 11th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Remember about twenty years ago, when the camel toe fetish was new? I mean, the fetish wasn’t new; but the name and keyphrase as a hot internet search term, and the camel toe haiku, sort of were. Anyway, this joke ad dates from that era, if my metadata don’t deceive me:
About that “Cougar model” with the built-in beer opener: I knew a guy who was in Southeast Asia during our wars there. He swore on a stack of bibles (for which he really didn’t have much other use) that this one time when he and his buddies were on R&R they went to a brothel (not what he called it) where one of the sex workers (not what he called them, either) could do the beer-opening trick even without the benefit of a plastic prosthetic. I wonder if Amber the Farm Wife ever tried that?
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