Snow White And Lusty Dwarves: Roundup

I have long been partial to adult parodic versions of the Snow White story in which the seven dwarves show themselves to be the industrious little horndogs we all know they must be. Some extremely entertaining photography at Molly’s Daily Kiss had me looking back through my archives, and so I decided to put together a quick link roundup of dwarven dalliance, just for fun:

• Snow White takes on all seven dwarves at once in this 1930s Spanish greeting card
• Six dwarves are jealous of Dopey after catching him in bed with Snow White in this 1960s cartoon for a men’s magazine
• No dwarf in this 2001 artwork by Julius Zimmerman showing Snow White being awakened “the best way” — not so much with a kiss as with a good fuck
• In another Usenet-era Zimmerman drawing that has been colorized by a fan, Snow White fucks one dwarf while the other six wait in a doorway
• Zimmerman again, this time with a genuine seven dwarf gangbang that has our dear Snow looking just a little bit wide-eyed
• In one last Zimmerman illustration, Snow White has her eyes closed while she tries to service seven tightly-bunched dwarven cocks as if they were the very Pipes Of Pan
• When I originally posted this “sleeping heroine awakened by spurts of cum on her face” Milo Manara artwork, I imagined the lady as Sleeping Beauty, but she could just as easily be Snow White.

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Lust: A Conscientious Objector

You just know what this evil demon bastard is thinking right now:

Lust! With fragile human females no less! What is the Dark Lord’s bloody endless obsession with lust? Always with the lust! Lust on Monday, lust on Tuesday, if it’s Wednesday? More lust! You know what, it gets old! It’s not even fun any more. Why couldn’t it be gluttony, even just two days a week?

Art is from the cover of Les Forces Du Mal.

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A Week Of Being Adored

You want to know what women want? It’s a big topic with no universal answers. But there’s a hint in this excerpt from a post at More Pecudum:

The power of two skinny legged, perky breasted 18 year old pussy-carrying miscreants isn’t a thing you can measure with a few words about heat. Girls like my cousin and I are crazy dangerous on our own. She had a talent for not giving a fuck, and I had a talent for giving off a sex vibe. So, young, full of sexy, and with access to clubs since she was running sound for rock shows and I was holding, we had a few solid weeks to fill ourselves with any cock we pointed ourselves toward.

The night I met you, we were bored as hell with the usual routine… We were stoned, we were driving around, and we saw you and your friend walking down a sidewalk. We circled the block and we picked you up.

…

Over the next week you kept coming over, and I took your virginity, and you kept calling me your fantasy woman. The way you looked at me as I walked around naked, summer sun skin and strawberry blonde hair, I felt like a girl out of a song. Nobody had ever — nobody has ever looked at me that way. I blame you, in a way, for all the years that followed of me loving every single song with “girl” in the title, because all I ever wanted after that was for someone to think I was their fantasy.

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Sermon On Lust

I think I’d rather live in our world (where lust predominates and poke-noses preach against it) than in the mirror-image world. But it would make for more entertaining sermons the other way ’round:

That’s a panel from Sermon at oglaf.com. Thanks much to alert reader “A” for sending along the link to this webcomic!

Sex Fiends With Style

We can’t turn off our inner sex fiends, but we don’t have to be jerks about it.

I love this line. It’s a pithy expression of one of my long-standing goals for ErosBlog. I’ve said it several different and wordier ways, but never so well.

It comes from the middle of a huge fleshpile of comments on this post at Less Wrong. (If you’re wondering what I was doing at a place like that, I can only blame Faustus.)

Black Lagoon Lust

As part of my continuing activies as a low-brow, wrong-thinking cinéaste I’ve recently been re-watching Creature from the Black Lagoon. Much of great quality has already been written on this movie, so I’ll leave off with just one picture and two comments.

The creature, paralleling and getting an eyeful of Kay, who was played by Julie Adams.

(1) Creature from the Black Lagoon was released in 1954. Are there now, around America and perhaps around the world, unusual numbers of sixty-ish men with a fetish for white, one-piece bathing suits? I would not be surprised if there are.

(2) If you’re an adult with any sort of better nature, you certainly can’t approve for what the Creature has in mind for Kay. (And if you don’t know what the creature has in mind for Kay, there’s always Humanoids from the Deep (1980) to spell out what couldn’t be made explicit in 1954.) But if you have ever been an adolescent boy, you’ll at least always be able to understand the Creature’s point of view.