Her Sense Of Imminent Peril
Friday, January 24th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Too late, Hannah realizes that she’s in peril:
She never had a chance!
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Husbands Who Don’t Understand The Assignment
Thursday, March 30th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
The least joyous thing I’ve seen today is a social media video under #CouplesHumor #MarriedHumor hashtags, where some dudebro husband tried to enact that riddle-meme of asking/answering the “what do deli sandwiches and sex workers have in common?” for spousal reaction. I’ve actually seen some funny ones, where the misogynistic “I wouldn’t need either one, if my wife was doing her fucking job!” punchline landed well and got a reaction of honest amusement from the wife in question. But in this one? Her look of incomprehension, that slowly dawned into severely hurt feelings, was just heartbreaking. Dude, NOOO. You fucked up. You failed to read the room. Don’t post that shit!
No, I’m not going to link it. Nobody needs to see that cruel shit.
Married By Satan: The Consummation
Monday, May 8th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Is this the first appearance of buttsex on a movie poster?
According to my source, this is a movie poster for a 1917 Russian movie called Венчал их Сатана (Married by Satan). I have two further thoughts: (1) of course Satan would ensure that consummation is a painful experience for his bride, and (2) isn’t it amusing how well 1917’s vision of Satan matches this 2016 vision of Bigfoot?
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Tuesday, September 21st, 2010 -- by Bacchus
From TXTS FRM LST NGHT:
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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