September 21st, 2010 -- by Bacchus
People Do It For A Reason
From TXTS FRM LST NGHT:
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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you got MARRIED for 2 sandwiches and a handjob?
Not me, try and follow the thread of the narrative…
My wife sometimes meet me at the door after work naked with a sandwich. It’s really hot when someone does their best to think of what you want and goes out of their way to make sure you get it.
Um… anecdotally speaking, I’d say that’s the exception rather than the rule. My girlfriends were WAY more likely to wake me with a hand-job, or bring me sandwich, day or night, than my ex-wife… even right after we were married!
I’d say comedians would likely get plenty of laughs in agreement telling a joke employing this scenario. They’re always talking about the cessation of blow-jobs after the marriage vows are spoken. Any assumption of an increase in the quantity or quality of sex after marriage is a dangerous expectation to promote.
It’s a beautiful story though…