How To Cure A Feminist

Of ever again speaking to you, that is. Just show her this article, and give a good “hardy-har-har” when you do it:

That’s right me boyos and cheloveks, stop combing your knuckles long enough to read this article, and you too can learn the secrets of how to “turn a militant protesting unshaven vegan into an actual girl!” Woot, I say, and I say again, woot!

The Tumblr where I found this offers its own sarcastic recipe for a feminism “cure”, structured like the Underpants Gnomes meme from South Park:

Step 1: Show article to woman.

Step 2: Peel woman off ceiling.

Step 3: Wait until she stops spitting and cussing. Offer makeup sex on behalf on entire male gender.

Step 4: Retire to man-cave until balls heal.

Step 5: Profit?

The clipping from Maxim magazine dates from 2003, which is about a year before I stopped even thumbing through the FHM/Maxim style lad-mags on the news stand. Are they still this bad? Do they even still exist?

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Starlets Cheek To Cheek

Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan may not be starlets any more, but they’ve been making the “almost-naked-starlets” round of the “lad mags” (you, know, Cosmo-for-men titles like Maxim and FHM) for quite awhile now. They were very watchable in Grindhouse and they don’t hurt the eyes on the cover of Rolling Stone, either:

I find it funny that Rosario Dawson asked her brother whether she was hot enough to pose almost-nude:

Dawson admits she checked with her brother, who DJs at a strip club, before agreeing to bare all for the publication: “He was like, ‘Well, you know, I saw you (naked) in ALEXANDER (and) you’re pretty fit, so that’s alright.”

“You’re pretty fit”, I’m laughing my butt off. Well, I guess that’s as close as a loyal brother can come to saying “You’re hot as hell and everybody wants to see your naked ass on the cover of Rolling Stone.”

Thanks to World Sex News for the link.

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