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Give Her The Condiment Treatment

Sunday, November 13th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Medical fetish and a messy/splosh food fetish in the same photo? Somebody out there combines those kinks and will be very happy to see this:

naked girl with a spread pussy, an iv in her arm, and a hospital doctor assiduously smearing mayonnaise on her tits

From a “Mayo Clinic” gag in the same Hustler I credited yesterday.

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Flirting With The Hotel Doctor

Tuesday, December 5th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

I’m sure he’s got something that can pep up a bored 1950s housewife who has been dragged along on a business trip and wants to make sure her bored husband thoroughly regrets the error of his ways:

woman flirting with hotel doctor

From the cover of Hotel Doctor by Frank Haskell (1954).

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Vintage Erotic Medical Exam

Thursday, August 17th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

cute lesbians playing doctor and patient grinning at each other as the patient begins to pull her shirt off over her head

One of the most wonderful things about vintage erotica is that it’s often impossible to describe in words without offending someone. For instance, if I describe this as two women “playing doctor” I might be accused of infantalizing them and reinforcing sexist stereotypes of male-only professionalism. Likewise if I go with the “student nurses” tag that’s attached to various fragments of this set in places on the internet. However if I go the other way and describe this as an erotic medical exam, I’ll offend medical people who’ll huff that this sort of play violates all medical ethics, can never happen, and should never be ascribed to purported professionals. See? I cannot escape all the winning!

patient playing doctor holds her shirt up and cups her breasts with her other hand while doctor extends stethoscope

Nonetheless I was delighted to discover this set of sixteen vintage “doctor and patient” erotic photos. The participants are clearly delighted to be on camera, the play is tame to the point of innocence, and really all it needs is kittens and puppies to be any more perfect. I’m guessing that at some point the “Doctor” found out that the “Patient” has been ignoring doctor’s orders (smoking? unsafe sex?) because the medical exam eventually concludes with a mild spanking scene…

patient modestly holds her blouse over her bare breasts while the nurse or doctor takes a note of her vital signs

Sadly the collection as I found it was in the form of tiny scans (many no more than about 200 pixels wide) from the 20th-century “slow modems” era. I’ve put many Patreon-enabled hours (hint hint) into reverse image searches to try and expand the “10/P” collection (“10/P” being the identifying mark placed on the negatives or perhaps the prints by the photographer and/or publisher). I’ve also worked hard to find larger, higher-quality scans. In the end these searchers were, inevitably, only partially successful. The photos you see here are the best results I could assemble for you: lightly cleaned up, cropped as necessary and where practical, and regularized to 320 and 512 pixel sizes. If anybody out there has more images from this set, or larger cleaner scans of these images, please get in touch!

For purists, each photo appearing here is linked to the unaltered version from which I “regularized” it. Because I had to choose between multiple different source scans of the same photo in some cases — sometimes using a larger scan with less visual detail or clarity — I’ve assembled a zip set of all the originals and made it available to my Patreon patrons. (I figure that anybody who shares this level of obsessive interest in photographic provenance with me would have to be among my patrons, right? Right?)

doctor, my shoulder is making a funny noise

“Your shoulder sounds good, now let’s see what kind of noises your boobs are making.”

listening for boob noises -- yes your breasts sound delicious!

“Doctor, are you hearing yourself?”

listening to herself with her own stethoscope

“Clearly this medical exam can go no further until we both shuck these heavy skirts off.”

taking off skirts and dresses for better medical fetish playtime

“Could not hear your boob properly with my dress on, let’s try again!”

naked chest exam student nurse

nude chest exam and lesbian medical fetish play

“Now bend over! I can’t hear your lungs if the photographer can’t see your pretty bottom, dear.”

listening to her back with a stethoscope while her bare butt sticks out for the camera

“All right, time to check you for liver and kidney noises…”

more ass displaying and medical listening

“Well, doctor, what do you think? Have I convinced you yet that I’m younger and prettier and healthier than you?”

pinup posing on her knees during medical exam

“Hmmm, we’ll see, this medical exam is not over yet. I need to look down your throat and check you for … uh, cold sores, yeah, cold sores.”

oral exam  time

“Hey, what’s this I see? Pubic hairs? The same color as my husband has? And you think it’s funny to laugh right into the bell of my stethoscope? Why, I ought to slap your tits so hard they fall off!”

angry doctor breast slapping her patient after looking in her mouth

“I’ll make you pay, you little shameless hussy!”

hard medical spanking by hand from her doctor right there on the exam bench

“Doctor, I don’t have to put up with this from you! Because I have heeded the wise words of John Willie and you have not! So you’d better put down that stethoscope. Don’t worry, you’ll be able to hear what I’m about to do to you just fine without it!”

turning the tables, patient prepares to spank her doctor

Folks, I hope you enjoyed this image set. The curation effort at this level of detail literally consumed an entire corporate-style full-length work day. This is the sort of work I’d like to do all the time, but it’s simply not possible; most days, I have to do too many other things to pay the bills. If you would like to see more work like this, please consider supporting my Patreon. No pledge is too small to be helpful!

 

Assume The Position

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Here’s a nice bit of kinky medical fetish imagery for you:

shoot him up

It’s from the world of advertising, as Femdom Resource explains:

At a quick glance this could be an image from a femdom pegging or a medical play porn scene. In fact it’s an advertisement for disposable one use syringes. The tag line is that ‘non-disposable syringes are the second biggest cause of HIV’, so I guess their pose is meant to allude to the biggest cause. Although that doesn’t make a lot of sense, as pegging is probably one of the safest forms of penetrative sex you can have.

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Nurse Annie Sprinkle

Thursday, September 3rd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

This dude is as happy as it’s possible for a trauma patient to be, with nurses Annie Sprinkle and Helen Madigan on his case:

medical fetish in Hustler

According to Annie, this was for a photoset in Hustler magazine in 1976. My internet spies tell me it was the September issue.

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Victorian Enema Kit

Monday, December 30th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

For that portion of my audience in whom vintage-tech fetishes overlap with more personal ones:

steampunk enema douche kit medical fetish gear

They don’t make ’em like that anymore! (Although you can still get a chrome-and-brass clyster.)

From Phisick.

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A Not-So-Private Screening

Friday, November 22nd, 2013 -- by Bacchus

That screen to protect your privacy at the doctor’s office, it isn’t good for much if you go to a Dirty Doctor who has surveillance cams in the ceiling:

spied on by hidden cam in the exam room

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The Medical Gangbang

Sunday, March 3rd, 2013 -- by Bacchus

In this shoot from Hardcore Gangbang, Dana Vespoli has a medical fantasy. She imagines that when she wakes up from anesthesia, the surgical team is doing a great many highly irregular non-medical procedures that were never part of the treatment plan she consented to:

waking up from the anesthetic to find the surgeons playing with her boobs

\"Hey, I don\'t remember consenting to this!\"

since when is the Hitachi Magic Wand a medical device?

doctors need blowjobs too

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Physical Therapy, Porn Style

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Some of the classic porn setups never get (too) stale. Meet your cliched sexy medical team:

sexy nurses

Introduce one gentleman in desperate need of therapy:

physical therapy appointment

Then you just sort of let nature take its course. While the cameras roll.

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The Tickle Nurse Is IN

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Tickling therapy. She hates it, but she needs it:

rubber-clad tickle nurse administers severe tickling therapy

And that’s just one of the alternative therapies this nurse provides!

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A Close Personal Examination

Thursday, April 28th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Vintage medical fetish can be fun! Here’s the setup for a doctor’s office orgy, from a vintage porn magazine called Week-End Sex Color #12:

close intimate medical exam

You sometimes hear the phrase “The ladies were lined up for it” but you don’t usually get to see it visually…

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Medical Device, Sure

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Suicide Blonde says it’s an oral x-ray machine:

vintage medical device or dungeon lab of Doctor Perverto?

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A Serious Breach Of Medical Ethics

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 -- by Bacchus

This little photo essay from Dr. Tushy tells the story of a medical exam gone unprofessionally friendly. I especially like the look in her eye the moment she begins to grow skeptical of the “breast exam”. You can almost hear her thinking “Well, if that’s the way it’s going to be, give me that damn stethoscope and show me someplace warm of yours to put it!”

pretty woman getting a medical exam

doctor listening to the chest of a beautiful nude woman

doctor is pinching the nipples of a woman who has suddenly grown very skeptical about the medical necessity of this breast exam

pretty nude patient has taken away the sexy doctor\'s stethoscope and his shirt

playful nude patient checks doctor\'s groin area for signs of arousal

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Hands-On Medical Care

Saturday, September 12th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Attentive, caring doctors are always popular:

breast exam, a friendly one

Image credit: Dr. Tushy.

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Lisa Kirk on Crutches

Friday, August 7th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Those of you with a thing for casts and crutches — or even just pretty legs — may appreciate this 1961 celebrity photo of actress Lisa Kirk:

Lisa Kirk on crutches and wearing a plaster cast

It was originally captioned:

October 7, 1961: Broken Toe Doesn’t Stop Her

Entertainer Lisa Kirk, who broke a little toe when she banged it against a chair last month, uses crutches to go through the rehearsal for her song-and-dance act in Hollywood yesterday. She opens at New York’s Waldorf Astoria in two weeks, and hopes she’ll be able to abandon the crutches by then.

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Novel Use For Surplus Zucchini

Sunday, July 19th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Did I just write “surplus zucchini?” I repeat myself.

Have twice refused well-intentioned gifts of zucchini and squash in just the past week, I can testify that it’s the time of year when surplus zucchini bags itself up and roams the neighborhood, looking for unguarded porches to colonize. There’s a modern American folk tale in common currency about the man so desperate to rid himself of surplus zucchini that he bagged it up and left it in his unlocked car in a busy parking lot, hoping someone would steal it. When he came back, what did he find? Why, three bags of zucchini!

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

Proof: This post at Spanking Blog. Click the first link in the post for the most graphic demonstration one could hope for.

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Dropping Trou At The Doctor’s Office

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Two simple photos of a woman removing her pants for a medical exam:

woman dropping her trousers for a medical exam

panties down in the medical exam room

(Source: This gallery.)

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This Might Sting A Bit

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Somewhere out there in a dingy clinic in Eastern Europe (also known as Crazy Clinic), a young lady is getting some unwelcome news:

pretty girl gets unwelcome medical news. Pants down!

For reasons best left unexamined, she’s been medically condemned. There’s nothing else for it, she needs a big shot of antibiotics, injected the old-fashioned way. It’s time for her to drop her trousers and climb up on the examining table, face down and bottom up:

pretty girl with bare bottom gets inspected and injected

Meanwhile, her medical professional prepares the injection:

beautiful medical professional prepares a big honking shot

Hold still now. This might sting a bit:

ready to ram home the needle in her bare bottom

Another triumph of medical understatement. Yikes!

ouch that hurts!

Pictures are from here and here.

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Medical Fetish

Saturday, October 18th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

There’s a lot of extreme closeup shots to be seen at the gyno/medical fetish site Exclusive Club, but as usual for me, I found myself more entertained by some of the establishing shots. Does the doctor really need such a firm hold on her chin to look at her tonsils? Or is he, like, planning to anoint them?

doctor has firm grip while inspecting tonsils

And I also like this next shot (below), chaste though it is despite the schmear of KY jelly on her butt. I can just hear the doctor booming “We are done, thou well-greased wench! Begone from my exam table!”

gyno patient getting off exam table with lube visible on her butt

(Upon mature reflection, it’s probably just as well I didn’t pursue a medical career.)

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