How To Cure A Feminist
Tuesday, November 16th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Of ever again speaking to you, that is. Just show her this article, and give a good “hardy-har-har” when you do it:
That’s right me boyos and cheloveks, stop combing your knuckles long enough to read this article, and you too can learn the secrets of how to “turn a militant protesting unshaven vegan into an actual girl!” Woot, I say, and I say again, woot!
The Tumblr where I found this offers its own sarcastic recipe for a feminism “cure”, structured like the Underpants Gnomes meme from South Park:
Step 1: Show article to woman.
Step 2: Peel woman off ceiling.
Step 3: Wait until she stops spitting and cussing. Offer makeup sex on behalf on entire male gender.
Step 4: Retire to man-cave until balls heal.
Step 5: Profit?
The clipping from Maxim magazine dates from 2003, which is about a year before I stopped even thumbing through the FHM/Maxim style lad-mags on the news stand. Are they still this bad? Do they even still exist?
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