Lesbian Tube-Monster Public Sexibition

I’m unsure of many things. I don’t know what sort of pretty mer-monsters these are, I don’t know why they are on display in an ornate tube, I’m not entirely certain what they are doing to one another although I have a “firm” suspicion, and I don’t know why anybody in their right mind would see fit to exhibit this eye-catching spectacle to curious children. But the truly burning question in my mind is this one: has Dr. Faustus been alerted?

What’s above is a detail from a work called “Angels”, by artist Arthur Berzinsh. Berzinsh is perhaps most famous as the fellow whose fart-bubbling cherubs confused and delighted hundreds of thousands of credulous folk on social media:

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Don’t worry. Dr. Faustus has an illustrative illustration. (Those are the best kind … I much prefer my illustrations to be illustrative.)