Helping Her Over The Fence

There’s an old slanderous joke often levied against farmers and other rural types that involves the phrase “helping a sheep through a fence.” But in truth, the real fun is helping a pretty naked girl climb over a fence:

Photo is from FemJoy.

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Robert Mitchum And A Lady

Never let it be said that Robert Mitchum didn’t know how to enjoy life:

I don’t recognize the lady, though — at least not from this angle. Anybody?

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Watch The Lollipop

In drama, if a script is competently wrought one may trust that the maxim of Chekhov’s rifle will be observed. Just so in porn, where the rule is similar: if a girl with no panties on is licking a lollipop, you may reliably expect to see that lollipop going all up in her business real soon now:

From ALS-Scans. See also: a bunch of ALS Scan pictures on Tumblr.

My Kind Of Frankenstein

This is the kind of carrying off of bare and helpless maidens that good pulp horror usually promises but generally does not deliver:

From Wanderamble.

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Surly Girl

I see this girl as having a slightly surly look on her face, as if she’s thinking: “Do you mind? I’m having a moment here.”

From here.