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Blowjobs, Bribery, And Big Bench Seats

Friday, July 31st, 2020 -- by Bacchus

In 2020 no gag about sex with a cop after getting pulled over is particularly funny, and I have my doubts whether it was a whole lot funnier in 1972, when this cartoon was published in the January issue of Men. But the girl is drawn sexy enough to be worth showing even without a gag that works, and anyway we all need the reminder that in 1972, cars still had big bench seats so you could screw in the back:

naked lady bribing a cop

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Police Drones Deployed To Catch Topless Sunbathers

Wednesday, July 15th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

police drones spy on nude beach

We know by know that the cops have lost their shit. But did you know they’ve got spy drones on nude beaches? Call the perv patrol!

Police Use Drones To Check For Nudity On Twin Cities Beach

Citing unspecified complains, cops watched a secluded beach with drones until they saw nudity, then sent in officers to take names and issue citations. But they didn’t send enough cops, and eventually had to retreat:

The Golden Valley Police Department used a drone to catch beachgoers breaking the law by going topless or nude at Twin Lake, just west of Theodore Wirth Park.

The serenity on the somewhat hidden beach is what draws visitors, along with an understanding of sorts that many freely bare their body. Elsie Olin frequents the beach.

“It’s really well known for being a safe place to just be comfortable,” Olin said.

Repeated complaints led to Friday’s enforcement. It included seven officers from GVPD and Minneapolis Parks Police.

“At that point everybody was fully clothed. We had tops on. There was no indecent exposure,” Olin said.

Even though their clothes were back on, it was too late. Golden Valley Police Det. Sgt. Randy Mahlen said people were caught in the act thanks to their drone that was surveying the beach from afar.

“What it did was validate all of these complaints we’ve been getting from residents,” Mahlen said. “It would be no different than a surveillance camera in a public place for a high-crime area.”

Paula Chesley was at a secluded spot on Twin Lake not far from the main beach. She was laying on her stomach and reading a book with her bathing suit top pulled down, exposing her breasts. She was shocked when several officers approached her and asked for her information to potentially write her a citation.

“If they are gonna cite anyone for toplessness I’m glad it’s me because I have energy to fight this,” Chesley said. “I think it’s really silly that people of all genders with all sorts of breasts can’t show them.”

Learning that police used a drone as part of their investigation gave her a different feeling.

“It does make you feel uncomfortable to just think like, oh, how often am I being watched? And what kind of authority is going on here?” she said.

Mahlen said officers were prepared to take information from several people who had been topless or nude, but that hostility from the crowd changed their plans.

“We made the choice that things were only escalating and we chose to leave,” he said.

“Nudity is natural. There’s nothing sexual about my breasts,” Olin said.

Chesley agrees.

“I can understand people’s concerns based on the sexualization of the female breasts, and I would like to be able to move toward not so much sexualization of that,” Chesley said.

 

Ducking Out Of A Bad Date

Friday, June 17th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

When a faked “I’m not feeling so good” escalates into the most humiliating possible way to have tried to flake on your hiking date with that dude from SnapChat who turned out to be creepy:

how not to break a date

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Riot Police Spanking Justice

Wednesday, June 5th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

With the recent spate of ultraviolent Turkish riot police imagery all over social networking and the media, it seems a good time to mention the political street art Spanking Blog found last week, starring the iconic figure Lady Justice (complete with blindfold, scales, and a broken sword) getting a baton ass-beating from a riot cop:

justice takes a beating

It’s by an Irish artist known by his “ADW” tag.

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