Anal Poetry
Saturday, July 16th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
So there’s this thread on Reddit, see, with almost 9000 comments, on the topic: Admit it, what’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever done?
It’s fully of creepy. Reddit delivers.
But that’s not why I’m mentioning it.
No, I’ve got a mild interest in folk poetry, especially dirty doggerel. And there’s this one subthread, triggered by a guy who sent a modestly creepy “roses are red, violets are blue” poem to a girl via anonymous mail. And folks contributed numerous comments with their own creepy “roses are red” poetic contributions. It’s kinda fascinating actually, although it’s hard to read without thinking “geez, rape culture much?” (Actually that’s even more true of the whole Reddit thread. Apparently the distinction between “creepy” and “rapey” is narrower than I imagined.)
Anyway, here’s the anal sex one:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let’s make sweet love
In the hole where you poo
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